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The Odyssey Modern AU: Christmas edition

For your consideration: the Odyssey but as a Hallmark Christmas movie where Odysseus travels to New York for work and is trying to get home to Hawaii?? (I needed a long domestic flight shhhhh it was either this or Vancouver to Newfoundland) in time for Christmas dinner with Penelope and Telemachus after missing it for the last 20 years straight

The Trojan War is some really big business venture or something that took literally forever for them to sign but they finally did it!!

Polyphemus keeps them after work threatening to get HR involved because they accidentally ate his lunch that he left in the fridge, Polites and some of his other coworkers get stuck there but Ody and the rest manage to escape the office

Athena is Odysseus' boss (and childhood friend) who told him to get everything done more efficiently so he could leave earlier but noooooo he didn't listen and guess who's cutting it close again

The wind bag: Aeolus (from another department, maybe distribution??) sends them home with snacks that they forget to declare and Poseidon the airport security guard sees them after Eurylochus opens the bag in the waiting area and pulls them into the security room until they miss their flight

Circe owns a local motel and wanted to kick them out because she doesn't trust so many dudes around her employees after past incidents, but her and Athena's mutual friend Hermes gives Odysseus some of her favourite tea as a peace offering and he tells her about his wife and kid and she's just like "fineeeeee okay you're a wife guy, I guess I can find you a room"

She calls them a taxi to the airport the next day and the driver Tiresias just keeps giving them ominous life advice and seems to know like... way too much about them and also they're not entirely sure he actually has his license

Odysseus gets a call from his mom like "where are you we're waiting for you" and he's like "I'm on my way home I promiseeeeeeeeee I'll be there this time"

The sirens are various sales reps at the airport

Scylla (baggage check employee) keeps some of them cuz their bags are too heavy so Ody and the rest head to the gate without them

Eurylochus brings snacks again (thinking Chicharron-style snacks, ones you're not supposed to bring on a plane) and Zeus detains them

The suitors are just the neighbourhours who bully Telemachus like "oooOOOOhhhhh ssuuuUUURrreee your dad is tOOOOtally gonna show up to Christmas this year" and making jokes about his mom

Athena (who did leave early and catch the original flight) scares them away and reassures Telemachus that his dad is on his way (while texting Odysseus "see I told you so")

She finds out Zeus is the one detaining them so she calls her dad like "please can you at least send Odysseus on his way, you literally know him, he's just a dumbass sometimes" so Zeus let's Odysseus go catch his flight but keeps the rest of them in security

Calypso is some lady he's seated next to on the plane who hits on him for the entire ten-hour flight

Poseidon, who got transferred to the other airport, recognizes Odysseus from before and pulls him into security again and Odysseus just rips into him until he lets him go

The neighbours are bullying Telemachus while he's out getting last-minute ingredients for dinner when some dude turns up and tells them off and threatens to get their parents so they all run off

Penelope's just like... "who are you and what have you done with my husband, how are you actually on time"

Insert sweet and sappy Christmas dinner with the entire family until Odysseus' sister goes "wait... where's Eurylochus?"

Eurylochus turns up at the door the next morning like "ODYSSEUS YOU MF I HAD TO CATCH ANOTHER FLIGHT-"

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Hello Marauders nation, uhhh turns out I won’t be posting about it any more… (I lost interest, sorry 😞)

no words can explain how much I love this. Also, no I don’t think opening the briefcase would be a smart idea…

EPIC but minivan

Help.

I'm trapped on a road trip w/ a bunch of people from college. We're in a minivan, which is as nice as it sounds (I have no leg room and it smells like ass). It's been rough, we were all starving so we stopped at a gas station - I just wanted a fucking granola bar - but then one of our friends straight up got snatched and now everyone's just sitting awkwardly because we definitely left someone behind at the gas station but no one knows what TF to do. Bro and we barely got any food -

We've been trapped in stop and go traffic for the last three hours. THREE HOURS. We've nearly died so many times.

But okay, this is where it gets weird because the driver takes a random exit and we end up in this rich ass neighborhood. I know this guy, he's my buddy, he's usually a good driver and like pretty responsible. But he straight up parked the car, told us all to stay out, and walked into this fancy house???? Then bro came back, handed me a black briefcase and said: "Do not open it. It's the only we we're gonna get home".

And the he spent the next NINE HOURS checking on me in the rearview mirror to make sure I haven't fucked with his briefcase... like HELLO? Wtf did he just hand me!?

So now we're like 10 minutes from home, the roads are clear, and I stg I think I'm holding a briefcase full of cash. I low key feel like this is drug money. I don't know what's going on anymore. Send help: do I open the briefcase?

My aunt just casually gave me a bag built exactly like the wind bag???? Like what

(yes ik it's just a brown drawstring bag let me have fun/lh)

He keeps the cracked glasses in the little bag and brings it every where after Polites dies, until it gets so grubby and eventually gets KACHOWED along with Eury and the rest (this probably doesn’t make sense, sorry)

Eurylochus looks like a guy who's good at sewing

Detail reminders for drawing pjo/hoo:

all demigods have scars, draw them

there’s a difference between trade scars which can be added per drawing and by how much combat the character is likely to have seen (ie Nico has tons of scars, Clarisse and Annabeth have a fair few, where as Drew and Will probably don’t have as many), and distinctive scars which are noted in the books and can help identify a character. distinctive scars include:

Jason has a scar on his lip (from trying to eat a stapler when he was a baby)

Hylla has a scar across her forehead (from dueling for her and Reyna’s freedom from the pirates)

as of boo Nico has claw scars across his upper arms, probably starting at his shoulders (from killing Lycaon)

Luke has a scar down the side of his face (from a quest to get an apple I think, I don’t remember)

Other injuries that probably left scars:

it’s possible both Percy and Sally have scars from Gabe

Percy’s encounter with the pit scorpion at the end of tlt, on his palm

the ship exploding in som probably gave Tyson quite a few scars

the poisoned blade Annabeth took for Percy in tlo, on her upper arm

anyone in the battle of manhattan probably got a few scars from it

Gwen getting stabbed through the chest with a pilum during the war games in son, probably on her upper chest with a matching scar slightly lower on her back

Hazel’s death, though oil killed her she did die in a cave in and even though she got a new body her scars may have carried over

Nico’s trek through tartarus

when Cupid shot Nico in the shoulder with one of his arrows

Percy and Annabeth’s trek through tartarus

Percy and Annabeth’s encounter with the Arai (the curses of their enemies)

when Jason got stabbed from behind at the beginning of boo, on his abdomen both front and back

the gash on the side of Annabeth’s neck at the end of boo

Leo’s faked death at the end of boo

Jason has a gap in his hair from a bullet as of hoh

Frank is chubby up until hoh when Mars (unfortunately) decides to “fix” him by making him taller and more muscular

for at least the first four books Annabeth is taller than Percy

Percy has a tooth gap

Piper braids feathers from spoils of war into her hair

Hazel is African American

Piper is Native American

Leo is Latino

Reyna and Hylla are Latina (from Puerto Rico)

Frank is Chinese Canadian

Drew and Ethan are Japanese (assumed from their last names)

Nico’s skin colour is never stated, only that he has an olive undertone and that from botl onward he gets steadily more sickly pale (though as of the end of boo it looks like he’s beginning to lead a healthier lifestyle)

Percy’s camp necklace has six beads as of the end of boo

Annabeth’s has at least ten beads and her father’s college ring

Clarisse, Will, the Stolls, and other campers who are assumed to have been there before Percy probably have a similar amount

Jason, Piper, and Leo’s necklaces all have one bead

Nico’s necklace has anywhere from one to three beads on it, depending on whether or not they gave him ones for his aid in the battle of the labyrinth (probably not) and the battle of manhattan (more likely since he stayed for a while after)

both Nico and Reyna have rings that they twist when they’re anxious/thinking, Nico’s is the shape of a skull and Reyna’s has the symbol of Bellona and is most likely a seal ring

Frank’s bow and quiver can turn into a backpack

Frank spends the majority of their journey in pants that are too small for him because Leo’s an asshole (he loses his extra pants to Leo’s bullying in moa and they go clothes shopping for him in boo)

added onto that, Frank spends a while after his transformation in hoh in clothes that don’t fit until they get him new ones in boo

Leo has pointy elfish ears

both Percy and Leo are described as having lopsided, troublemaker grins

Nico is described as having dark bags under his eyes and looking sickly, and post moa is described as extremely malnourished (though this seems to be slowly getting better by the end of boo)

the longer the books go on the tanner Jason gets and the lighter his hair gets

Jason grew up on the coast of CA and probably can’t handle weather or anything under 68° F without many layers

Reyna’s cape is purple and glimmers gold in the light as of Athena’s blessing near the end of boo

Percy’s eyes are sea green

Hazel’s eyes are gold

Piper’s eyes change colour

Annabeth’s eyes are stormy gray

Jason and Thalia’s eyes are electric blue

don’t let the official art constrain your character designs

This is all I can think of right now, if I missed anything or got anything wrong feel free to add to the list/correct me, I’m a little shaky on what happened in what book…

Misha Bachynskyi.

“the angriest boy in town.” This hurts cuz nobody bothered to know him when he was alive, so he got sticked with “the angry one” but that was just his protective shell and ARGHHHHHH

Thinking about how in the song ‘Full Speed Ahead’ the intro has guitar, drums and when Odyseuss says the phrase, “600 men” and all that jazz, the crew responds. Guitar being Ody’s instrument, precussion being Polites’s and the crew’s vocals as Eury’s. But at the start of ‘Dangerous’ the only instrument playing at the intro is the guitar. No drums, no crew, further emphasising that he’s truely alone now

Idk I’m writing this at 1 am

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