I Cannot Fucking Believe How Much I'm Losing My Mind Right Now Over Soy Sauce History. I'll Tell All

thinking about pinocchio makes me feverish so

I feel like pinocchio's trust in the stepmother is largely contributed to him never having had a maternal figure before her, and although I feel like that's obviously a big part of it, I also think - how could pinocchio *not* trust the stepmother when she fits into his world ? and I'm not even referring to her world eating shit, I mean she does not differ so greatly from what he's already been taught to be fundamental truths. He can only be manipulated with things that are self-indulgent, so he doesn't recognise what she does as manipulation. Bad things will happen to him if he goes against authority, and it will have been deserved. He was taught his instincts are inherently selfish and he shouldn't listen to them. The only difference between her cruelty and the cruelty of the world he knows is that she's given him the means to defend himself.

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

bonus panel:

Just thinking about Bruno watching that hot mess of an engagement dinner, and freaking the fuck out because this secret, this vision he tried so hard to hide, just gets yeeted in front of Abuela, by the power of plot development.

i really blew the dust off of this tumblr blog to rave about encanto.. damn.

mouse kar

(had to get the joke out before the Sad Lore Comic i've thumbnailed lol)

”Bruno makes bad things happen, he’s creepy and his visions killed my goldfish”

OK BRUNO BRAINROT <3

this line was just so unfathomably funny to me. drawing Bruno is a completely Done expression is great. Be mad King. You deserve it.

Screw it, I’m gonna take encanto one shot requests!  I won’t do ship stuff, ie X-reader‘s, but anything else is fine! Feel free to send them as Asks, and I’ll start writing as I see em :)

^how tall are you^

*6’1*

That’s one tall fucking mongoose

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

hope you know i check your fic religiously, im sick rn and it’s like my favorite thing to read while laying in bed

AWWWWW dude you have no idea how happy that makes me!!! I can’t believe it’s actually gotten like... hits?!! I genuinely just wrote it for myself, and the support has been overwhelming, and a massive bonus!