The Fire Is Still Stoked, As Though Somebody Is Home. The Dogs Awaiting The Return Of Their Owner.

"Chayanne, dont you dare, DONT YOU FUCKING DARE-"

🔱🩸 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN ? / YOU MONSTER !

Oh, you did a good thing

She could have been a poet

Or, she could have been a fool

Oh, you did a bad thing

technoblade is a god.

a god of the water, the youngest one out of all his brothers and sisters. he’s important, life cannot exist with out the water. he’s important, water can beckon those unfortunate enough into deaths grasp.

technoblade was tired of simply being an asset, he wanted to *create*, he wanted to do what life did, because the oceans were so barren.

and he did, he created Life. the merfolk.

life was angry, he was furious actually. how dare technoblade create life? he’s a god of the water, the oceans. he has *no right.*

technoblade is cast out, doomed to be chained to the bottom of his ocean for all eternity for going against the sacred laws and rules of the gods.

phil is a wandering merfolk, he does not belong to a pod. he finds oddities in the deep parts of the oceans, trades them for coin and lives a quiet, albeit lonely life.

he makes a friend, a lady with a sleek black tail and purple eyes that shimmer with something otherworldly. she joins him, claiming she’s looking for her brother. phil helps, and she promises him great coin for the venture. she says her name is kristin.

he goes into a trench, like normal. except this one reaches deeper then he’s ever seen one go, and he follows it down. down, down, down.

he sees a statue, chained wrapping around its entire body and cementing it to the ocean floor. it’s huge, easily three times phil’s size.

hes studying the statue, and it looked tired. he thinks it’s weird, but..

the statue blinks at him.

careful where you swing that sword old man might end up straight through the heart of your son

odysseus tried to stop poseidon with the power of friendship and when that didn’t work went immediately to the power of Extreme Violence

Captain we're all dead

IT’S GONNA GET WEIRD