immortal snail au.
phils an immortal, techno is the snail (and also a snail hybrid!) hunting him down throughout his immortal life.
there’s a weird companionship between the two immortal beings. they don’t like each other.
however technoblade was there when Phil held his first and only child, tommy, non immortal he and his wife Kristin, a immortal, had.
techno doesn’t age he’s permanently 15. phils 25, and kristin finds it funny Phil’s beefing with a kid who can’t even legally drive when driving is invented.
AYO??
GET IN THE WATER???
WINDBAG JETPACK??
“you can’t kill me.”
“exactly.”
“how will you sleep at night?”
“next to my wife.”
ODYSSEUS????
I had some wild ideas, like having Zeus take the form of the cattle that Eurylochus killed, imagine a decapitated bull running around with blood gushing. But I decided to keep it more normal…
Either way, I’ve started working on Thunder Bringer again, folks!
Captain we're all dead
reunited once again :3
"Didn´t you say that ruthlessness is mercy?"
the singular slime block in the space needle :{
FRICK ‘IM UP, ODYSSEUS! FRICK ‘IM UP
Runs in the family.
a fic? in THIS economy?!
Techno is five when he wakes up in the basement of a church.
Techno is six when he’s informed of his purpose
Techno is fifteen when he finally understands.
or,
techno is the conduit of the blood god, and has spent his life living with the blood gods cult.