@imlostbutibegnopardon

Girl: I’m really into it when guys tie me up…

Me: haha, yeah?

Me: *pulls out rope* I was gonna kms with this but… anything for my favourite lady ahaha…

THEY WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TELEPORT LITERALLY IN THE SAME TOWN AHHHHHH

They are just a little blind

he likes men who whimper

I love nerdy losers

ugh I need to kiss him already

(He knows who he is)

boy who lets me lay on him and pets me like a puppy

I feel like "Welcome to the internet" by Bo Burnham was written about Tumblr

need to be curled up next to someone while they play with my hair and i periodically lean up to give them kisses

not every white liquid looks like cum and I will kill the next person I hear say that.

yes

*kisses forehead*