I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD CHRIS ILL TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND SHUT THE FUCK UP

Are you actually married? Like. Married married?

No lol

Don’t send me ur dick send me this

will someone ttm and shut my brain off.

*Dramatically falls to the floor.* No

*gently nudges you* am I annoying?

tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut

not every white liquid looks like cum and I will kill the next person I hear say that.

WHA 🙀 no wayz *stays in the box*

tehehe *puts you in a box*

OMG THANK YOU!!!!! *stays in the box and won’t come out*

nerdy boys <3 boys who have lisps <3 boys who stutter <3 awkward boys <3 boys who laugh at their own jokes <3 boys who bite their lip out of habit <3 nervous boys <3

Please I want to go home.