Pelearía Con Ambos, En Mi Cama.

Right now, Maduro just made it so that Venezuelans can't get back inside Venezuela with an expired passport... and how do you get a new passport? Simple, you have to be inside the country to ask for it. How do you get in the country, then? You need a special paper that the consulates and embassies can give you.

Only they just cut relationships with many of the countries where a lot of Venezuelans emigrate to, which means no consulates or embassies. So basically, if you're in those countries, you are left stateless.

This means they very passive-agressively just banished several millions of people.

Y luego Izuku obtiene One for all, lo que hace que el tiró le salga por la culata.

Something interesting about Deku's name

Okay, we all know Midoriya means "green valley" to reference his hair, but I got curious and looked at the wiki to see what his first name meant.

Izu - "coming out/being from a certain place, one's turn to go on"

Ku - "long ago, old story"

Ku is homophonous to nine, which is supposed to reference him being the ninth holder of OFA, but looking at the meaning, I can't help but wonder if this happened:

AFO: I can't wait for Repla- er... Little Yoichi to be born. Inko: Yoichi? AFO: After my dead brother. I hope he ends up looking just like him. Inko: ...You know, I heard that it's bad luck to name your child after a dead relative, because then they'll meet the same fate. AFO: But I want to honor him! Inko: *Looking through a baby name book* How about Izuku? It has the kanji for "one's turn to go on" and "long ago". AFO: How is that a reference? Inko: Well, it's his turn at life and your brother died long ago. Besides, it's homophonous to "nine" and your brother had the kanji for "first" so I think it fits. AFO: *Thoroughly convinced* Alright, Izuku it is.

Bruce: What are you in the mood for?

Kudou: World domination

Bruce: That's ambitious

Kudou: You are my world.

Bruce: Aw

Bruce:

Bruce: OH.

HAHAHA, ¡¡ESTE ES BUENO!!.

Izuku talking to the Vestiges: so what was your favorite moment before you died? It has to be the closest to when you died though.

Nana: my very last moments when I flipped off All for One and gave a sassy hair flip, just before he crushed me with a giant bolder.

Banjo: That one time when I dropkicked All for one using my blackwhip

2nd, still in the corner: I made All for one cry once

Yoichi: when I escaped the vault and left a recording of my voice that was triggered by the vault door opening that had me cursing him out and telling him that next time he wants to keep someone in a vault to take care of their mental state too, because I'm coming for him.

Everyone: silence

2nd: when did this happen?

Yoichi: I had it recorded for a while, it was supposed to be either for my funeral or for a last message when i got out sort of thing. I set it up while you guys were getting some stuff to take with us back to camp but I had almost nothing to pack so I just did that and then shoved everything I owned into a bag.

Izuku: that sounds fun.

Aizawa, walking in on the conversation: Izuku who are you talking to?

Izuku, looking him dead (haha) in the eyes: dead people. They are talking about the best experiences they had before death.

Aizawa, tired: and why does that sound fun?

Izuku, forgetting to give Aizawa context: well, the one who is all for one's brother left him a voice recording telling him off once he was able to escape the vault he put him in, that's what sounds fun. Not being in the vault, but the voice recording.

(I will let you continue this before I get out of hand and use too much space for the ask space to handle)

(im just laughing my ass off at this it's funny as fuck thank you for the ask!)

aizawa sitting down next to izuku : okay so... what else was the others best moments?

izuku : nana flipped him off and did a sassy hair flip! Banjo drop kicked him with the help of blackwip! second made him cry! ans ofc yoichis! so someone else go!

aizawa pale : how did they die again?

izukj : all for one. they all died to him apart from the 4th!

aizawa : Oh....

en: I mean I told him to go suck a rubber duck before throwing a bunch of them at him..

izuku snorting laughing : YOU DID WHAT?

aizawa : what they do?

izuku : en threw a bunch of rubber ducks at all for one while telling him to go fuck himself with them!

aizawa chucking : okay that's good.

third : I gave him a clone nose and wig and told him to go be with his brethren

izuku : WHAT... HAHAHA FUCK OFF REALLY?

aizawa : care to share?

izuku : pffttt 3rd gave him a clown nose and wig and told him to be with his brethren!

aizawa snorting a little : pfft that's amazing

izuku nodding : well now I feel like I gotta step up when I die.

aizawa : no.

one for all users : absolutely not.

izuku : dahm shut down so fast....

"So I know you sent me to kill the leader of the demons…but there have been some complications" The hero said, trying to hide the ring on their finger.

happy love holiday

spiritual successor to this

Okey, todo muy bien, pero imagínate que el difunto también te acompañe a evitar que el amor de tu vida se casé con otro, además de que el difunto era alguien famoso.

Así que a cada rato los interrumpen en su camino a evitar la boda con gritos de incredulidad, retrasando la cosa.

Y todo el mundo se vuelve loco al darse cuenta de que el tipo está vivo.

Por qué había muerto en televisión y todos lo habían visto.

Ahora tienen que esconderse.

You rush into a church to stop the love of your life from marrying the wrong person. Not paying attention you barge in yelling "I OBJECT" only to realize it's a funeral. The deceased immediately rises in perfect health. All eyes turn to you.

Goku: We will defeat you with the powers of- Gohan: Friendship. Piccolo: Harmony. Vegeta: Incredible violence. Future Trunks: And love.

sorry this part is shorter, tumblr won’t let me add enough images 😔

en & shinomori fic collab - pt. 2

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