Slay The Princess Fans, Is There An Undertale AU Yet Or Do I Need To Commit An Art Crime?

I preordered Return to Monkey Island for a personal joke. Turns out I was the joke.

As for Todd Howard, I still don't believe that TES: VI is going to come out before the 10th console generation unless it actually does. Even then, I expect little more than Daggerfall with modern graphics and a 3D game engine.

Still waiting for Elder Scrolls Castles to be compatible with a modern Android device.

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

Frankly, being 21 and attending high school sounds pretty darn weird unless you're a member of staff.

“No? Why? Because I’m a vampire?” “No… Actually, pretending you’re 21 and attending high school for eighty years is a little weird, man.”

We're supposed to be unfeeling. How many times do I have to tell you to snuff out your heart?

Beak is less obvious with this one, but it does take the upper part of his skull.

Ha! I knew it! Your words are no match for the pure strength of our hearts, bound together as one.

Yay.

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Doctor Who: top 5 series on Disney+ globally

According to a Disney press release, Doctor Who was among the top five of series streamed on Disney+ globally. “Quintessentially British, Do

If you pigeon fanciers like Columbo, then can they help find a murder? There's these crows, you see and - well, I don't know where they are.

𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞

A pigeon-fancier.

We really need a Moist von Lipwig to revitalize the public services in this city. Please, the public transit is in shambles. Someone get a twunk in a golden suit before we lose another bus route.

Salūtō!