I Know We're All Sick Of Self-care Being A Marketing Tactic Now, But I Don't Think A Lot Of Us Have Any

Frowns. That feel when you suspect you may have split someone new due to a shit ton of stress and other bullshit but it’s not been confirmed and if anything, whoever the hell has joined the party is actively choosing to remain hidden and anonymous making everything infinitesimally harder to identify. Only solid proof we have of mans’ existence is a random poem about being nothingness that no one else in the system can remember writing and that familiar feeling of emptiness we recognize from previous splits.

he's so me

We don’t particularly want to share it publicly yet, but if anyone is interested in reading the first four chapters we’ve written of a Cryptid AU involving Lovino and Feliciano, let me know!

It’s called The Archer, The Seer and The Creature and it technically has 2p Italy as well, but significantly more canon divergent. We’ve taken a lot of creative liberties with this but it’s by far some of our best work yet.

Feliciano Vargas Aesthetic

“You can order me around and I’ll disappoint you.”

I don’t think anyone else has made this comparison before which is wild to me but Meowth is so Similar to Rocket Raccoon it’s uncanny?

Both:

Started out as ordinary, innocent young animals like any other of their species

Are now hyper intelligent gadgeteer geniuses who may as well be human as they speak and walk on two legs like any other human does complete with wearing clothes

Can translate animal/Pokémon even with their speaking of human language

Resorted to thievery after the world was cruel to them which are pivotal parts of their heartbreaking backstories

Became what they are now through tragic means with amounts of nerve damage or unnatural warping of their skeletal systems done to their bodies as a result of becoming bipedal

Are tough wisecracking jerkass smartass little guys with Brooklyn accents and hearts of gold

Are associated with the word rocket 🚀 with it having a special meaning to both of them

Are part of groups who became found family and found a place of belonging with them when they were rejected elsewhere

Are considered freaks of nature and dehumanized by most as specimens to be studied/experimented on/used for profit except for their found families who genuinely love them for who they are and affirm their humanity through treating them like they would any other person

Random 15 Questions for Systems!

Do you have a favorite way to explain being a system to others?

What’s the most chaotic thing that’s happened while the system was switching?

What’s the funniest argument the system has had about something trivial?

If your system had a mascot, what would it be?

Which headmate would survive longest in a zombie apocalypse, and why?

Which headmate has the worst taste in music, according to the others?

Do any headmates have unusual or unexpected interests that no one else in the system has?

Do you have an inside joke or saying that only your system understands?

Who’s the biggest troublemaker in your system? What was their most recent troubledoing?

Who’s most likely to procrastinate at the worst possible moment (a day before an exam for example)?

Who’s most likely to forcefully take over the body for something silly, like buying snacks or petting a cute dog?

What's the funniest dynamic you have between 2 headmates?

Who in the system would win a karaoke contest?

If your system was a TV show, what genre would it be? If your system was a Video Game, what genre would it be?

If you had to have an "election" within your system, which alters would end up as two opposing candidates? What would be their "promises" to the system to gather the most votes?

That feel when you might have a cold so you can’t let any of the Men™️ in the system front or else it’ll turn into a Man Cold™️. Only the gals, enbies and gay twinks can front because they can actually handle a lil cold 🙄🥲

🎶The Mischief System!🎶

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・゜・.・゜🪐 BASICS !

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❩ ⋆₊☆ ⊂System Name⊃ : The Mischief System

❩ ₊⁺⸝ ⊂Pronouns⊃ : Dependent on Alter, but otherwise They/Them

❩ ⋆₊☆ ⊂Bodily Age⊃ : 21

❩ ⋆₊☆ ⊂System symbol⊃ : 🎵

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.・゜・.・゜💫 BOUNDARIES !

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❩ ⋆₊☆ ⊂Interaction Status⊃ : Open to friend reqs and @s! Feel free to ask for my discord!

❩ ₊⁺⸝ ⊂DMs⊃ : Absolutely!!

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Frequent Fronters & Their Signoffs:

Feli 🍝 @bello-ciao

Lovino 🍅 @lovino-tomato

Dusty 💖 @dusty-darling

Cori 😈 @chaos-and-brimstone

Oliver 🧁 @sugar-crashout

Pinky 🐠 @puka-pinky

Charlie 🌈 @charlies-infern0

Marj 🎀 @i-cant-believe-its-not-marjorine

Rocket 🚀 @rocketship-n-roll

Niente 🔪 @hauntingly-nothing

Meowth 🌟 @meowth-dats-right

Fayrin 🎶 @faently-gleau

King 👑

Pancho 🔥

MoonShadow 🌕

Ciao! We are an avid roleplayer and video editor with a passion for music! We’re not here for a long time, but here for a good time! So feel free to hit us up or slide into our DMs to chat or be friends~!