Finals

smoking the shit that made the devil reject me

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

the joys of creation are equally the horrors of creation (in order for the things you want to exist to come to fruition, you have to make it yourself)

HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

Throwing some Hewitts into the mix

obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don't call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans

If you ever find yourself in a horror scenario, remember to blush really hard when the ghost/demon/monster appears. If you do that fast enough you might be able to shift the genre.