Thinking About The Tone Shift In The End And How That Was The Only Book Lemony Wrote After Finding Out

tip: you can have a favorite character. thinking of them for extended periods of time will temporarily boost your health and happiness. but watch out!

i first read sea of monsters when i was a kid and i knew nothing about greek mythology. when they arrived at cerci’s island and i realized men weren’t allowed there and then cerci began to transform percy, my heart suddenly skipped a beat and i was like PERCY’S A GIRL NOW!!?!?!!!! 😮✨🥹🩷 and then my spirit sank when he turned into a guinea pig.

that was one of my first egg crack moments. still annoyed that the rest of pjo after som isn’t about percy figuring out his gender and negotiating his feelings for annabeth while fighting to save the world. 2 trans 2 furious indeed, tuck woodstock. 2 trans 2 furious indeed.

more of the beetlefalls gravityjuice au

what if instead of being under the impression that Darth Vader killed his father someone told Luke that Vader killed his mother and then Luke hit him w that accusation in the middle of their confrontation and Vader just started crying

good omens x winnie the pooh just heals my soul

cool mutual that i'm scared to death that i'll annoy (literally all my mutuals)

Them: gender is what’s in between your legs

Me, who as been flailing around in bed trying to get comfy for the past hour: sheets.

Why.

I swear im gonna do something, i dont even know what but i just feel ready to explode. I was reading SW fanfic as i tend to do, Darth Vader enters the scene, and quietly in the back of my mind, I realize i hear the imperial march.

I pause to snort at my brain’s silly antics, when i’m struck with the realization that I do this 

every.

single.

time.

And I can’t not. Every fucking time vader does one of his dramatic entrances. I can’t not hear a ‘dun, dun, dun, dun DUH DUN dun DUH DUN’ AND IM SO FUCKING MAD WHY DO BRAINS WORK LIKE THIS

Anyways sorry if I accidentally revealed this cursed knowledge in your subconscious.