Wallrus Opinion

This is all I got done for the damn fic.

I hate writer's block. (Also have some xe/xem Sentinel, also known as Avean for the better part of the beginning of the fic.)

STOP OMFG

I CANT THIS HURTS TOO MUCH

He's gone

I've been seeing so many works about Optimuses gathered together across the universe, and yeah, there's the general consensus that the Optimi would side-eye Bayverse and his (violent) downward spiral, but c'mon!

Where's the side-eye towards TFP? I don't mean with the bromance between him and Megatron, I'm talking about TFP being his unintentional feral, awkward self.

Unlike his other counterparts, TFP had come from the boonies of nowhere and straight-up wilds, and then got his education from a recluse that's in so many political pies and skills from a multitude of people from a variety of backgrounds.

Like there are Things that TFP's friends, coworkers, close advisors, and teammates just... accept because it's Orion Pax/Optimus Prime.

He may have assumed responsibility over his collection of teens, but he isn't really close to them, so they don't see the shit that the others do. Even Smokescreen has moments where his thoughts are like, "Is this a Prime-thing? It must be a Prime-thing!"

Like give me the Optimus that will literally go into an in-depth discussion on the unique culture of each city-state can be stemmed by the Primes they either patroned or championed, but will straight up eat raw Energon crystal because there's a line at the convertor. 10/10 would lick a cave wall to determine its composition. (In fact, this is how Megatronus met Orion. This guy straight up took a bite of someone's art project/stupid dare because he couldn't understand egging pranksters and didn't drop from the inedibles of dark arts.) He likes long drives (makes sense, he's a convoy), free style rock-climbing off of cliffs (what), and can parkour off a ridiculous building (WHAT)

He's the equivalent of the human would eat the plastic imitation fruit and either politely say it's not his thing or finish it off if it was scented. The buff nerd that's weirdly quiet and would have the knowledge to homebrew pyrotechnics and utilize them if necessary. You would never expect this guy to be outdoorsy, he is. Very. Can tell people which wild plants or animals will cause vivid hallucinations or sleep paralysis in an offhand manner. Do not get this guy shit-faced: everything will become surreal.

The fact that the draft I'm currently writing is feeling off to me says smth cause it was supposed to be a feral broodmare op thing and all of a sudden this has some sort of plot???

Why does it kinda seem a bit horror (?) element like

What am I doing with my life rn😭😭😭

ANYWAY I GOTTA FINISH

This is like the only thing getting me out of writer's block soooooo yea

Chat (absolutely no one) am I cooked for making a Minecraft x Some other fandoms AU??

Like MC steve is my blurbo and has been for the last 6? 7??? Years....

Idk man I have to make my headcanons about him (he is absolutely cooked for what I am about to do to him)

ANYWAY

Some things about this AU (main):

They are all in a war that lasted for millions of years (inspired by transformers, obv)

Ahem, shipping Sabre (iykyk) x Steve😭

Omegaverse (different hierarchy then normal, and the way I did the humans here WILL be boring sooo yea)

Almost all of them are not human

HB, along with 303, null, 404, lick, dreadlord, etc. etc.

It involves Gotham.... and the other shit

Uh the beginning has these characters: Khai (OC), Sabre (he/they), Steve (trans man), and Daisuke (female OC)

That'll be all for right now

I should probably get back into my hyperfixation of the Batfam (mainly Jason and Damian)

Ratchet would be absolutely beside himself to see Omega Supreme plump with Nemesis's bitties

He was meant to keep Omega safe, that's his friend

Yes he would. He was supposed to keep him away from it all, and now Omega has bitties and is currently carrying the 10th little one.

Star ships like Omega I can see taking like 5 years to build another star ship sparkling in their forge.

Megatron who get pulled back from the dark side by someone else than Optimus (Rodimus, Dot Malto...)

And Optimus... has enough.

He passed millions of years trying to save his friend, giving him chances again and again, hurting himself by both the Decepticon's actions and his own despair, before - maybe - making peace that Megatron can't be fix. He's irredeemable.

Except he's not. Someone Megatron knows since less time than Optimus, who didn't have the quarter of the relationship they had, who didn't put a fraction of the time and effort and suffering of Optimus, manages to do what Optimus was incapable of doing.

Optimus doesn't want to do anything with Megatron. He doesn't want to talk to him or to see him ever again. He will not hurt him, but he can't forgive him for this betrayal.

Basically,

Broodmare Optimus goes so hard in a post war setting where Cybertron is decimated & they gotta rebuild like it's up to the Prime to repopulate

Maybe because of the Matrix he can expedite the carrying process, he's ending up like the Queen Bee/Ant in a hive just chilling in his temple popping out sparklings

Every other bot has to take it in turns spiking him so that he has enough transfluid in his tanks to keep making enough protoforms for the newsparks to inhabit at the rate he's making em

It would be, but it is also funny in a still war effort like Lux had said in that massive post about broodmare Optimus.

I love both of these options, because it's just, Optimus deserves to be fucked full of sparklings, and have a massive amount of Sire's willing to stick their spike in and give him the transfluid he needs.

"Why're you so tired!"

Tumblr added a shiny new button and I HAVE to press it. You wouldn't understand.