This Is So Cute I Can't Sjdbsjbdisbwhsdbdjn

Ykw if I had the money for it I would buy it.

But I don't so it's even more sad😭

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[Toon x Mobster] I really like the idea of Gavriel getting nice and plump (dad bod) because Jack keeps pampering him

Gaining happy weight and a happy husband more than willing to spoil him.

I like to think that the fatter a bot gets, the richer and sweeter their breatfluid is. It's very common for their conjunx to fatten them up for this reason, practically salivating as they get bigger in hopes of getting a taste before the sparkling does.

this is basically blog-canon

@yayasvalveplay

Orion / Optimus after everything the anons put him through:

That's a nice drawing! I like it!

Thank you. I've also realized I have him staring into yall's soul, or he's seen some shit. Which umm Looks at lore, checks out.

Heyyyy so this has to be one of the first times that I asked someone smth and idk if you answered this question before but

What are your version of courtship in tf??

Sometimes I'd like to imagine that Iacon, despite often being depicted as one of the 'better' places, would have to fight the one they are courting to prove that they are able to defend the both of them in the future or smth like that

And in Kaon, they would take it fast bc they are often fighting or being portrayed as one of the worst places to be in. And that they would be sweet to each other, albeit a little bit [passive] aggressive, bc they are not treated good and want that in their relationship

Sorry if I'm rambling but I am curious tho

I never really thought of that. The fighting the one they want to court to make sure that they will be strong enough to protect them and any future children they may have is so cute.

But i'll add you one better.

courting gifts, and drinking innermost energon.

"Why're you so tired!"

Tumblr added a shiny new button and I HAVE to press it. You wouldn't understand.

I been wanting to discuss this with some freaks but your as good a freak as any to chat with.

Transformers have their spark in their chests, we all know that we all see that. So I was thinking about transformers having udders on their lower abdomen to feed their young.

Or maybe just transformers having a great verity of breasts because i can't imagine a prowl or a shockwave without big breasts in their chassies. Would be fun if they're seen as lesser partners because they have closed off their sparks which is vital to become creators with another bot. They can still carry but never as a family unit. Chest boobs mean uncommitted slut, belly udders means marriage material.

Smallers frames usually have two small teets that grow when they become parents, Large bots have a full cow udder. Soundwave developes multiple cat teets on his stomach thanks to ravage's influence. When a transformer is carrying its quite a sight to see their full round belly and a heavy udder swaying under it. Often when sparkbound transformers make a sparkling, the sire's udder will also swell with milk to aid the carrier incase they're separated or are one bot cant make enough milk for their big fat bitty. This arrangement can result in slim bots getting fat swollen udders disproportionally to their bodies. A big and heavy udder on a sire shows other bots their commitment to their family and not willing to milk themselves for personal convenience.

i <3 robot udders !! i keep saying, bot should turn into big ole cows when pregnant.

THEYRE HOLDING HANDSSSSSSS

🤝

i'm being stupid or smth anyway