......suddenly Struck By The Idea For A Piece Of Worldbuilding Of "fae Don't Like Iron Bc It Is The Most

this is gonna be super cool :)

can’t wait to see it :)

been working on something :)

I hear you guys like blahaj on this site

guess what. I'm getting a blahaj. It'll be at my place in 4 days.

Excitement!

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

you see them? today they will be sacrificed :) for plot reasons :)

i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop

one of my many works. i’m just gonna put it here.

(also shameless plug for the fic that inspired this one, Blood Pearl Of The Sea, go read it it’s incredible)

ah yes, the king among fish, the salmon

fish among fish,,,

JOINTS IS PAIN