Interview With The Vampire (2022–) / House Of The Dragon (2022–) / Hannibal (2013–2015) / The Affliction,

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

whenever i accidentally pick the wrong answer in a tumblr poll i feel legitimately guilty like oh no this tumblr user is conducting scientific research of my peers and I'm throwing off the data.....

about the sapphic sitcoms: why wait to hollywood y’all? we could start making the fanfictions, right now!! like, today

“fandoms are dying”

yeah well here’s a cool idea: start creating and start reblogging. leave nice comments to your favorite creators. send them prompts. start interacting with others. sounds wild, right? start it today. keep these fandoms alive.

Hi Professor,

I was wondering if I could possibly be granted an extension on the assignment due Friday. Unfortunately I’m a bit behind as I recently witnessed the deaths of the entire Danish royal family and the Norwegian invasion of Denmark. This has made it somewhat difficult for me to focus on my work. 

Regards,

Horatio

The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, May 25, 1937

i need to thank whoever came up with Oh. Oh. for what they've done for the English language.

“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess