Yeah He Tends To Be Real Cute When He's Not Killing People 💗 :)

The Apothecary Diaries is finally available on Netflix and I fully intend to watch it like crazy. I watched a bunch of episodes in the span of one night and I can't even remember how many because I was just mindlessly clicking for the next episode.

I love Maomao as a protagonist SO. FREAKING. MUCH. SHE IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED IN A FEMALE PROTAGONIST AND MORE.

Jinshi is...Jinshi.

I FREAKING LOVE GYOKUYOU, HER BABY, AND LIHUA.

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO STINKING MUCH AND I'M SO HAPPY I COULD FINALLY WATCH IT AFTER ONLY SEEING CLIPS ON YOUTUBE

A part of me legit wants to see an alien x human female couple in media where the alien learns about periods, and they're just frantically caring for their female human s/o and desperately trying not to mess anything up because they've literally never heard of menstruation, but feel completely horrible about the fact their s/o suffers through it.

Alien: You're telling me that for seven days each month, you're subjected to immense agony, bleeding, and intense emotional change?

Fem Human: Yeah, pretty much.

Alien: And there's utterly nothing I can do to remove these forthcoming events?

Fem Human: Not any that would have potentially undesirable consequences depending on the person.

Alien: Oh my love, I am so terribly sorry.

I love how Yashiro is legitimately now the Penelope of the series and she don't want no other guy aside from Hanako (same way how Penelope wanted no one but Odysseus).

I also love that she's in her slay era both figuratively and literally---AidaIro did so well in evolving her character.

Yashiro for real found the song Automatic Woman by H.E.R. and said let's switch it up and I love it for her.

Robin "I steal from the rich and give to the poor" Hood

You’re a rogue with enough gold to last ten lifetimes. But old habits die hard—you sneak through crowds, slipping coins into people’s pockets. The kingdom is buzzing about the mysterious, generous "thief."

Hanako making himself the protagonist of the alternate world in the Picture Perfect arc will never not be funny to me.

Hanako actively makes himself the relatively popular boy who's good at sports, good at everything, gets to show off his intelligence, has a lot of friends, and those friends behave as his wingmen in helping him get the girl he wants. Because in that world, Aoi actively tells Yashiro that 'Amane' is a catch---meaning he actively set it up for Yashiro to eventually relent into going out with him. I'm pretty sure even in the anime, it even has Aoi (or the fake one anyway) say, "His height doesn't hold him back on the field"

Like bro's just making an advertisement for himself---

Of course this dude who's gone through most of his life with no one all of a sudden makes himself a beloved and well-known student who gets the girl. On one hand, it's funny---but on the other hand, it's low-key kinda sad, lol.

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Main Fandoms I'm in: - Toilet Bound Hanako Kun - My Happy Marriage - Firefly Wedding - Homicipher - Miraculous Ladybug: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir - Inuyasha

(I may or may not be open to doing headcanon requests 👀)

You perfectly explained why the models look so off---thank you so much. I hope both sides of your pillow are cold when you sleep.

I have thoughts.

I find it funny how people in the Homicipher fandom keep drawing Mr. Crawling with the super beefy manhwa body type yet Mr. Crawling more than likely is built like Victor Van Dort from Corpse Bride.

I'm not denying the strength Mr. Crawling has (because he's DEFINITELY strong) and I'm not saying you can't make art of whatever you want. And who knows? Perhaps he does have a sleeper build under his outfit. But I personally feel like he's got the thickness of a twig under there, lol

Fair as well. Hanako looked at WandaVision and said 'legit'

It's already bad enough how Hanako attempted to gaslight Yashiro into being in an alternate world. It's even worse that he then put her in a cell until the rest of said reality was done being made.

But wanna know what I think is the most disrespectful aspect of him putting her in the cell?

THE FACT THE INTERIOR LOOKS LIKE SH---

Look in there and analyze. If that ain't the most Temu looking princess bed I done ever seen in my life--

He's already went through the process of manipulating Yashiro and trying to imprison her against her will, but then he has the utter gall to put her in a room that doesn't even look good?!

And I don't wanna hear no excuses. Mei was able to conjure a whole universe with just a pencil and a notebook, yet you're telling me Hanako couldn't ask her to make a nicer room? At that point, that's just plain disrespectful. Even the Beast from Beauty and the Beast gave Belle a much nicer room.

"Oh, it was temporary" Okay but she's a human, not a freaking dog.

You're telling me he couldn't get her a room like THIS? (Well, not EXACTLY like this but you get my point)

Yeah no, Hanako, what the actual heck is wrong with you? (Everything is wrong with him, why did I even ask--)

Imprisonment is already bad enough, but to put her in the most ghetto looking room is mad work. If he wanted her to stay so bad, couldn't he or Mei have at least made it NOT look like a cell?!

And in the anime, it looks even worse. All that's in there is a bed with chains and boxes. Blud couldn't even be bothered to get her GENUINE FURNITURE!

"It's for your safety" my a---

Random TBHK Headcanons I have

(Remember, these are just headcanons, you can disagree, these are not canon to the real characters)

I think Hanako would know how to dance. I dunno, he just seems like he has that kinda swagger.

Yashiro dyes the tips of her hair teal

Since Akari (the Japanese voice actress for Yashiro) sings the outro to the series "Tiny Light," and also the fact Yashiro was chosen to play Dorothy in an alternate timeline, I fully believe that Yashiro is able to sing

Hanako lets Yashiro off of cleaning duty when she's on her red moon cycle (if you catch my drift)

Hanako would enjoy electro-swing music because it would be a new iteration of music he was used to hearing from his time period.

I could see Yashiro listening to future funk.

Yashiro probably has a Wattpad or AO3 account---you can't convince me she doesn't. She already wrote fanfiction about her dating Teru

Yashiro would definitely play Mystic Messenger.

I for some reason think that Hanako would smell like charcoal. Don't know why, but it seems to stick to me

Mitsuba, somehow, smells like burnt strawberries

The entirety of TBHK is a time loop in the same way it is for Howl's Moving Castle---and Hanako *might* be aware of it. Might.

Considering how pretty Yashiro is, I think some guys in the past might have genuinely secretly liked her outside of Kou, but never said anything because Yashiro initially only wanted hot guys (keyword: Initially---now she's a Hanako simp)

It's canon that Hanako likes Yashiro's legs---and I think the reason why is because he likes the fact they're either squishy, warm, or soft to him. That, or he's like a Victorian man (if you know, you know).

I could see Mitsuba and Kou playing Minecraft together Kou: "Wanna place our Minecraft beds together?" Mitsuba: "Lame traffic safety earring, are you stupid? The answer is yes, you idiot."

If Amane and Yashiro were to be students both alive in the same timeline, Amane would definitely be the shy outcast who has a crush on the moderately popular Yashiro. She'd probably protect him from bullies and he would desperately try to return the favor and want to protect her. He'd develop feelings for her because she would've been one of the very few people to actually be kind to him.