Snow ending his book with the line “snow lands on top” really set the tone for the rest of his life. As a loser. Especially in contrast to the heartfelt last lines of Katniss and Haymitch’s books. Wtf is “snow lands on top”. Do you think this is Twitter.
yknow if snow wasn't dead already, I'd cut his cock off and choke him with it
my beloved girl and my beloved yapper of a man, you are so vaild
Comparing Haymitch and Katniss' narrative styles is so funny to me because he's a yapper and she's a gatekeeper. He drops more lore on D12 in the first two chapters of SOTR than she does in the entire trilogy.
Haymitch is like "Yeah, so this person is related to this person who's related to this person and things are this way because of this and this thing actually came from here and this person is actually my best friend and also here's this extra tidbit of random info cause all my lore dropping comes with it's own additional bonus content and all my unnecessary commentary."
And Katniss is over here like "Tf do I care for if y'all know all the lore of District 12? I'm talking about my beautiful husband's beautiful eyelashes."
Has this been done yet? If not, here it is: the Race to the Edge Monopoly Game :)
Also rip my shitty art lol
PERCY SERIES SPOILERS
riptide is already so cool omfg
#he's her cassian #that's somehow more intimate than husband
are there any of your AUs where the rogue one crew is alive and well?
yes!! the jyn meets cal au is a rogue one lives au purely so i can make them meet again when she's an adult <3
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rip violet crawley you would've loved seeing the state America is in right now
you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
sam wilson deserves better
star wars + flyboys ☆-(◕ω◕✿)
effie once a year to haymitch on reaping day -