SV fic where Luo Bingge discovers that Shen Jiu had a long-lost half-brother or something, and subsequently decides that he's going to infiltrate the minor sect which this "Shen Yuan" belongs to in order to get close to him and then indulge in revenge fantasy 2.0 when it inevitably turns out that Shen Yuan is like Shen Jiu (i.e. a horrible abusive scum teacher).
So Bingge uses some magical object or technique or other, makes himself look like a scrawny 12-14 year old, then puts himself in Shen Yuan's path in hopes of convincing the man to take him on as a disciple. The idea being that after Shen Yuan abuses him, Bingge will be justified in reenacting his Shen Qingqiu Revenge Arc again and maybe finally feeling some closure about the whole thing.
Yes, this is a very deranged plan. No, no one is going to tell the emperor of the three realms that. Bingge also wants it to be clear that this has nothing whatsoever to do with his recent escapade in an alternate universe, except that he was inspired to find Shen Jiu's relative as a consequence of that. But he's absolutely sure that this guy is going to turn out just as rotten as his brother, given the opportunity. That is definitely the only reason he is doing this!
Flash forward about four years. Bingge's retainers are begging on their knees for him to actually come back and do some administrative work. The harem is running itself at this point and they're all very terrified of the situation with Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing (i.e. ruling with lesbian iron fists) and whatever the heck Ning Yingying is up to (no one is certain but it's something). The outer provinces are rebelling. Mobei Jun's somehow found another weird human surnamed Shang to cavort with, except this one is basically running admin for the entire northern kingdom now and no one's even sure if they're fucking or if it's some kind of mind control situation or what.
Bingge is annoyed. He doesn't have a good explanation for why a bunch of demon lords would be showing up on the doorstep of Tiny Cultivation Sect to beg him for anything. They're going to spoil his cover! And they're interrupting his schedule! It's already four o'clock and he hasn't started on Shizun's dinner yet! Shoo! Get lost!
Anyway, eventually some of his demon followers get desperate and dramatically kidnap him. Shen Yuan is horrified and grieved when it seems that his precious disciple, so like white lotus Luo Binghe from the novel, has been captured by demons. He tries to track the assailants down, but they've covered their tracks too well. In the end, there's only one path left to him to pursue: taking this matter to the protagonist!
Yes, the protagonist! Because the thing is, Shen Yuan noticed the similarities between his disciple and the book character he so admired. Not only that, but he did manage to glimpse Bingge one time from afar. It wasn't anywhere near to a real interaction, but it was enough for him to notice the strong resemblance between the protagonist and the mistreated little lamb who showed up at his doorstep. A resemblance for which there can only be one explanation:
Shen Yuan's disciple is one of Binghe's kids!
Yes, he had it figured out since fairly early on. Not only was there a resemblance, and not only were their dispositions quite similar, but also the boy showed a lot of signs of some demonic heritage. Shen Yuan was just working up to broaching the subject, partly because he had been trying to avoid any direct or even indirect interactions with the emperor, and partly because he... became somewhat reluctant to part ways with his student. Sue him! He got attached! And anyway, he knew how missing child plots usually went. There was probably someone in the harem who was out for his disciple's blood, and it wouldn't be safe to send him back into that mess until he was strong enough to look after himself.
But as is inevitable, the plot seems to have reclaimed Shen Yuan's student all on its own.
He just... needs to make sure that it isn't a tragic outcome. It seems it falls on him to make the emperor aware of his son's survival, and subsequent peril, and help launch a rescue!
Which also means approaching Luo Binghe in person, which he knows is very risky indeed, due to his connection to the infamous Shen Qingqiu! He'd been avoiding the protagonist at all costs for that exact reason.
But if it's his only hope of rescuing his disciple, he will simply have to take the risk, and hope that enough time has passed that Luo Binghe doesn't read too much into a shared surname and a passing resemblance. Or that restoring the emperor's long-lost son to him will be worth seem lenience for the crime of being connected to Shen Qingqiu. Maybe if he's lucky, he will even be allowed to continue visiting his disciple! (Ha, yeah right! More likely, Luo Binghe's going to take his head for hiding his own kid from him for so long!)
Anyway, cue Luo Bingge running around swapping between his Emperor and Disciple forms, dramatically trying to orchestrate a situation where he can fake the emperor's death and go back to the sect with Shizun as his disciple, or something, only for it all to blow up in his face because Shen Yuan keeps flinging himself between Bingge and potentially fatal threats that could plausibly kill him???
Because of this music he has become much more Handsome.... And i imagine him dancing in pilot suit under this music
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the witcher but with britney spears music (heavily inspired by @paper-records)
Can we all join? Pwease
Dance party!
I never even heard about toxic yaoi artstyle....
you have the toxic yaoi art style
that’s actually crazy
The revised version made me think of an AU where they meet in Xianle when they're both teen, Xie Lian as a prince and Hua Cheng as a young noble who's an absolute menace. More of my insanity in the tags
I’ve gotten a lot of requests for something like this along with everyone being supportive lil’ shits so HERE YOU GO
HERE’S ME BEING BACK ON MY AKIRA/HARU BULLSHIT
POV: You decided to take Shen Yuan out to see some monsters, and his Gege found out
Thinking about an AU where Mobei clan leaders get soulmates
Like when they do the whole king ascension thing, their demon mark appears on their soulmate, and a part of the reason Mobei Jun took Shang Qinghua down is because he just knew it would be him
He watches as Linguang-Jun is defeated and SQH turns to him, the mark having appeared on his forehead, a perfect mirror to Mobei Jun’s, only for SQH to tell him how badly his demon courtship has been failing and then leave
Like he just got confirmation that the person he’s loved for the majority of his life is his soulmate, and they can now get married, only for said soulmate to go on about how badly he’s been hurting them over the years and leave.
And poor SQH in some inn somewhere trying to cover this mark with tears in his eyes because, how can he possibly be Mobei’s soulmate when Mobei has been beating him and treating him like an expendable servant all these years
And when linguang Jun find him and he calls for Mobei, and then makes his demands, Mobei gives a very emotionally stunted apology and admits to his anger at SQH leaving and at having been yelled at by SQQ when binghe came to find out what tf was going on w the closed borders
Then SQH does what he does and talks the both of them to an understanding, and they live happily ever after, hurt/comfort style :)
(And get a big giant northern wedding ofc, with no small amount of binghe trying to figure out how to soulmate-trap SQQ like the man isn’t already his husband)
E-Ming and Ruoye
Wolf. I like wolves.
My prediction (since i never read this fic): SJ id a wolf guy qnd SY finds out about that...and they date...SY realizes he is gay....amazing
Local Hallmaster!Shen Yuan slowly comes to terms that he may like a man!
All jokes aside, I’ve really been loving “Wolf In The Bamboo” by Angry_gremlin_commando, it’s just so well written and it’s jiuyuan! JIUYUAN MY BELOVED!!