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crushing on you - d.d.

plot: you have been crushing on david for a month and finally tell natalie how you feel about it after she finds out that you are upset over a bit david did. she tells david how you feel and you find out that he feels the same about you

requested: yes, by anon! HELLO I HAVE A REQUEST PLS ILY: so like when Cindy admits to having a crush on David the reader is in the back seat behind her and she has a crush on David too but she thinks she can’t compete but David rejects Cindy Bc he has a crush on reader. But instead the reader (who isn’t like a crazy model/ influencer) thinks she has even less of a chance Bc she doesn’t find herself anywhere as pretty as Cindy and he rejected HER. But like Natalie forces him to tell her or he confesses or something Idk

author’s note: hi! this was requested anonymously. hopefully it was similar to what you had in mind. if you want to send in a request for an imagine, send me a message!!

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“I posted my vlog. Can everyone watch it and tell me what you think?” David yelled, his voice echoing throughout the house. You sighed as you opened your laptop and went to David’s channel, knowing exactly what bit had used, the title of the vlog only emphasizing it.

Your heart sank when the vlog go to the clip of David rejecting Cindy, thankful that the camera hadn’t caught your reaction. You had been wearing sunglasses and sitting in the backseat of the car when the conversation had first taken place, but watching it over didn’t make it hurt any less. For about a month you had kept your crush on David hidden from the friend group, only letting it accidentally slip out once one night when you and Corinna were having a girls night and you were tipsy off of a few glasses of red wine. She tried to convince you to talk to David about how you felt and that the worst he could do was no, but you didn’t want to be just another joke for his vlog. There was no way for you to compete with all of the Instagram models and influencers who threw themselves at David and still got rejected. There was no way that David would have any interest in you when everyone who admitted to liking him were so much more attractive.

You didn’t notice Natalie standing in the doorway to the guest bedroom you were staying in while your apartment got repainted. She watched as you replayed the clip over and over and she noticed you trying to keep yourself from crying.  

“Hey, are you okay?” she finally broke her silence, walking into the room, closing the door behind her. She sat on the edge of the bed, her eyebrows furrowed, like she was trying to put the pieces together herself but couldn’t quite figure it out. You took a deep breath and pushed your laptop to the side, forcing a smile.

“Of course,” you lied. “Why wouldn’t I be?”

“Well, you watched the same bit from David’s latest vlog about five times since I was standing outside the room and you look like you’re trying not to cry. So, what’s going on?” she asked, giving you a look that meant she would see right through any bullshit answer you gave her.

“I think I like David,” you admitted, letting out a sigh. It was like a weight was lifted off your shoulder and you felt relieved to share this with something.

“Seriously?” Natalie asked, quickly checking to make sure the door was shut before scooting closer to you. “Spill.”

You rolled your eyes, of course she wanted the details. “There’s not much to tell. He was driving me home one night after a party at Heath’s and it was just the two of us in the car and I looked over him for a moment and all I wanted to do was kiss him,” you rambled, telling her how every time he looks at you, you get butterflies and how you always want to spend time with him.

“Are you going to tell him?” she questioned, but before you answered, there was a knock on the door.

It swung open a moment later, before either of you responded. “Hey, what did you guys think of the vlog?” David asked.

“It was great, as they all are,” Natalie replied, giving David a glare in an attempt to get him to leave.

“Yeah, it was great,” you chimed in, hoping he got Natalie’s hint and would leave you two alone.

“You don’t think it was too boring? I feel like it wasn’t the best.”

“David, your vlogs aren’t ever boring,” you reassured him, Natalie nodding in agreement. David thanked you both for your input, flashing you a grin, before walking away and shutting the door behind him.

“So, as I was saying, are you going to tell David?” Natalie asked again, and you shook your head.

“God, no. I can’t.”

“What! Why?”

“There’s no way David would ever like me back. He has girls that look like Cindy crushing on him. Why on earth would he be crushing on me?”

“Why wouldn’t he be crushing on you? You’re gorgeous!” Natalie protested.

“I’m nowhere near as pretty as the Instagram models that throw themselves at him,” you pouted, knowing there was no way David would date you when people so much prettier were into him too.

“First of all, don’t put yourself down, you’re hot. Second of all, you’re funny. You know that David likes girls with a sense of humor and that looks aren’t everything to him,” Natalie argued.

“I don’t want him to record it and put it in the vlog and have people make fun of me and think I’m desperate,” you groaned.

“He wouldn’t do that,” Natalie said, shaking her head. “You should talk to him, seriously,” she said, before getting up and leaving you alone with your thoughts again.

Later that night, you heard David and Natalie talking in the Natalie’s room while you were trying to sleep. You only heard pieces of the conversation, and definitely not enough to figure out who or what they were talking about, until you heard David say your name. Your ears perked up at that, desperately trying to hear what they were saying. You had no luck, and your brain ran through every possible conversation they could be having while you forced yourself to fall asleep.

The following morning you woke up to go for an early morning run and were startled to find David on the couch when you got back, awake and on his computer.

“Why are you up?” you asked, kicking your sneakers off by the front door and walking into the kitchen to grab a water bottle out of the fridge. You checked the clock above the oven: 8:42am.

“Couldn’t sleep,” David muttered, and you raised an eyebrow at him. You had known David for almost a year and he had the ability to fall asleep literally anywhere without any problem. There was no way that was the whole truth.

“What are you working on?” You crossed the room, standing behind the couch and propping your elbows on the top of it.  

“Going through old footage. Trying to decide what to keep for future blooper videos and what to delete.”

“Gotcha, well I’m going to shower. Thanks for letting me stay here, by the way.”

“Anytime. Oh, actually, can I talk to you for a quick sec?” he asked, a hint of seriousness in his voice. You nodded, swinging your legs over the couch and collapsing into the soft fabric next to him.

“What’s up?” you asked, trying to be casual even though you were internally freaking out about what he wanted to talk about.

“What did you really think about the vlog?”

“I already told you,” you giggled nervously. “I think it was great, as they always are.”

“Okay, let me be more specific. What did you think about the bit I did with Cindy?” he interrogated, staring at you, and you knew you couldn’t lie to him.

“It was a good bit,” you paused, as David pulled up a clip on his laptop. You lost your train of thought when David hit play. It was the bit with Cindy again, but this time it was unedited. You noticed that David shifted nervously when he started the clip by saying Cindy had something to say to him and you noticed him glancing above the camera, into what you assumed was the rearview mirror, and how his eyes looked sadder after he did so. You noticed that David cut out the part right after she asked if he thought she was beautiful and he said she was. In the background you could see yourself, pouting and clearly upset about the situation. You were thankful that the sunglasses you were wearing had hidden your eye roll.

“David,” you sighed, “What do you want me to say?”

“Natalie told me,” he said quietly, and your eyes widen.

“Told you what exactly?” you asked, even though you knew exactly what Natalie told him.

“Please don’t be mad at her,” David begged. “I was talking to her last night because I was watching the clip again and I couldn’t stop thinking about your reaction when I said I thought Cindy was pretty,” he hesitated, but you tilted your head, waiting for him to continue. “When she was saying that she liked me, I kept looking in the rearview mirror at you. As soon as she said she had a crush on me and I said I didn’t like her, I looked backwards, trying to make eye contact with you,” David replayed the clip, pausing to where he briefly looked backwards, only for you to have ducked behind the seat, trying to avoid getting your reaction on camera. “I was trying to silently tell you that I was rejecting her because I like you,” David sighed and you froze.

“You what?” you whispered.

“I like you,” he repeated, and your heart skipped a beat. “And I didn’t know how to say it before. But Natalie told me that you had a crush on me and you weren’t going to say anything because you didn’t want to get rejected or be embarrassed.”

“God, I’m going to kill Natalie for telling you,” you muttered, even though you couldn’t be happier that she did.  

You and David spent the morning talking, David admitting that Natalie had been the one to give him the confidence to say something to you since he also had a fear of being rejected.

“Can I tell you something?” you asked, turning to David, who nodded. “Natalie wasn’t wrong about me not wanting to say something because I was afraid of being embarrassed and rejected but it was more than that. I thought there was no way in hell you would like me when you reject girls like Cindy and Kelsey.”

“What do you mean?” he questioned, confusion splashed across his face.

“David, they’re Instagram models. Their job is to be pretty. Why would someone have a crush on me when they have Instagram models practically throwing themselves at them?”

“I would think that after I rejected a few of them, you’d get the hint that they aren’t really my type,” David chuckled.

“Well, I know that now. That counts for something, right?” You looked up at him. David nodded, placing one hand on your jaw and tilting your head up. He took a slow breath, staring into your eyes for second, before bringing his lips to yours for a brief moment. Your face flushed red and a smile naturally formed. You scooted closed to David and your lips met again. You wanted to keep kissing him forever.

An absolute fucking QUEEN!!!

This is total bullshit. I fucking hate how our future generations will have to deal with this shit. EVERYONE IS EQUAL

This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.

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Your Birth Tree

Many witches like to choose what their wand is made of by their birth tree, or have seeds/the actual tree nearby for strength/guidance. So here you go 

Dec 23 to Jan 01 | Apple Tree

Jan 02 to Jan 11 | Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 | Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 | Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08 | Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 | Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 | Pine Tree Feb 29 | Poplar Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10 | Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 | Lime Tree Mar 21 | Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 | Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10 | Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 | Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 | Walnut Tree

May 01 to May 14 | Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 | Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 | Ash Tree

Jun 04 to Jun 13 | Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 | Fig Tree Jun 24 | Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 | Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14 | Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 | Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 | Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13 | Poplar Tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 | Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 | Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12 | Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 | Lime Tree Sep 23 | Olive Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 | Hazelnut Tree

Oct 04 to Oct 13 | Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 | Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 | Walnut Tree

Nov 12 to Nov 21 | Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 | Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11 | Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 | Fig Tree Dec 22 | Beech Tree

Apple Tree | Love | of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

Ash Tree | Ambition | uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

Beech Tree | Creative | has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

Birch Tree | Inspiration | vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree | Confidence | of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree | Honesty | of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

Cypress Tree | Faithfulness | strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

Elm Tree | Noble-mindedness | pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree | Sensibility | very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

Fir Tree | Mysterious | extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, un-contented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree | Extraordinary | charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

Hornbeam Tree | Good Taste | of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree | Doubt | accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

Maple Tree | Independence of Mind | no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree | Brave | robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree | Wisdom | loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree | Particular | loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

Poplar Tree | Uncertainty | looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree | Sensitivity | full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree | Passion | unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow | Melancholy | beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

a damaged soul does not equal a weak one // k.s.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

OK TUMBLR WHAT THE HELL THERE IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILLIA TAG ON TUMBLR AND PEOPLE FUCKING SUPPORT IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. NO FOR CHRIST SAKES. 

THIS IS TURNING INTO A PSA

IF A BLOG THAT YOUR MUTUALS WITH AND OR FOLLOW/STALK STARTS POSTING ANY CHILD PORN OR PEDOPHILIC ACTIONS GO AND REPORT THEM HERE https://tips.fbi.gov

SERIOUSLY TUMBLR. SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT THIS TO BE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY THIS NEEDS TO STOP.

oh and @staff WHY ARE YOU TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THIS SHIT. THIS TAG AND POSTS CAN LEGITIMATELY TERMINATE YOUR SITE. I WANT ANSWERS. I REALLY DO. 

UPDATE 1.

someone or some people are asking me #loveislove asks..

these are the most recent 3. i’ve deleted the last 5. if someone thinks that i’m bashing gay people i’m not. i’m a member of the lgbt+ community. im saying that the staff needs to start cracking down on this types of stuff and report these people to the fbi NOW.