I Edited Together All The Clips Of Dylan Singing Frozen. Watch Till The End.

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

HOW TO WRITE FANFICTION IN 5 EASY STEPS (per section). A/N the ultimate self deprication ‘FLUFF’ / U RATED. • Over emphasise everything • Focus too long on one specific detail, drag it out, really go for it. • Take you fantasies and ideal thoughts and place your chosen youtuber directly in the centre of it even if it doesn’t fit their personality. • Throw in some funny one liners perhaps some banter you thought out the night before to really give it that realism. • Cry because you’ve made yourself lonely through focusing too much of the love lives of characters rather than engaging with real people. ‘SMUT’ / M/R RATED • Refer to a penis only as a shaft or member, never a penis or a dick. • Throw in an over complicated back story referring to how the reader and the chosen YouTuber started going at it. • Refer to a vagina as a ‘tight hole’ only. • Refer to a clitoris as a ‘bundle of nerves’ or ‘button’ only. • Fuck up the pacing. Either, skim over everything, making it too fast, or, drag everything out and make it too slow. ONGOING SERIES. • Start it • Forget to go back to it • Read over it • Hate it • Discontinue it BONUS ROUND : A YouTuber has found your blog. • Cry & throw a fit • Feel embarrassed • Go on hiatus • laugh @ yourself • Die A/N Hello just to make this clear this is aimed at myself and how I write, none of this (except how people refer to genetalia) is applicable to any of the blogs I’ve seen. It’s not to start drama its purely self deprecation. I’ll be writing again soon hopefully, I just haven’t been feeling myself. Thank you.

“If I end up killing myself, don’t be surprised”

— To my parents

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

College Graduate pt.1

In which David Dobrek falls for Natalie's best friend.

I sighed as I reread my class notes that we're scribbled on the notebook paper. My professor decided to bump up the exam and I hadn't studied yet because I took a few extra shifts at the diner.

I'm startled when 'Oath' by Cher Llyod goes off signalling Natalie calling. I quickly answer hoping that this will ease my mind a bit, "hello?" I hear her whisper to someone before talking, "hey, you busy?" I run a hand through my hair and sigh, "yeah, Mr.Collens is a dick. He moved the exams to tomorrow." My best friend laughs, "and you haven't studied?" I let out a sarcastic laugh, "yeah because I have so much free time." She pauses, "how many shifts have you worked in the last week Dalilah?" I squeeze my eyes shut knowing she's gonna yell again, "6, maybe 14," I mumble making her groan. "You can't over work yourself D, you'll exhaust your body." I nod even though she can't see me, "I know Nat, I'm sorry. I just need extra money and little shifts here and there aren't cutting it anymore." The brunette on the other side of the phone sighs, "how much longer till you graduate?" I laugh lightly knowing why she's asked, "two more months then I'll come visit." She scoffed, "visit? Bitch you know you'll be moving in." I laugh knowing it's true. Her boss, David, had said it would be cool if I stayed for a while to get on my feet. I'm getting my jornalism degree and Nat did research and in LA they have some really good jobs available for jornalism. "Yeah, yeah. Look I love you but if I want to pass this exam I gotta study." She sighed dramatically, "fine but we'll talk later. Love ya." "Love you too Nattybug."

College Graduate pt 3

In which the best friend gets the job she wants, leading to throwing a house party

It had been a few weeks since I graduated. I had met the 'vlog squad' and absolutely loved them. I had applied to a few jobs and did some interviews, the one that I mainly wanted let me work from home.

The day had been full of laughing and the boys filming skits when my phone rang the special ringtone I set for the job I applied to. I jumped up and made my way towards the spare room that David told me to call my own, yet I refuse to. I quickly answered brightly, "hello?" "Hi is this Ms.Dalilah Lovex?" I smile big even though she can't see me, "this is she." "This is Ms.Holland from Holland Inc (totally not made up;))I'm happy to inform you that you have the news collum on our website if you still want it." I tried to contain my happiness as I answer, "yes! Yes, I still want the job. Thank you so much!" She laughs, "of course. I'll send you the email Mondays on your topic that's due Fridays. Glad to have you on board. You'll also be getting an email on payment plan for your work." I nod, "yes ma'am. Thank you so much." "Talk to you soon." "Okay, bye," I smile as I hang up let out a squeal and did my happy dance before running into the living room and jumping on the couch next to Natalie, "guess what." "Chicken butt," she asks making me laugh and shake my head. "You know the interview with Holland Inc?" She nods, "the stay at home article?" Nodding I smile big, "I got the job." She gasps and turns to me, "oh my God," she yells catching everyone's attention, "you got the fucking job!" She hugs me making me laugh, I laugh harder when everyone starts clapping. David smiles big from behind the camera having caught it all because of them filming a skit, "now you can pay rent." Natalie laughs, "she does your laundry and keeps your messy house clean. I'm pretty sure that's paying rent as is." He nods, still smiling big, "yeah fair point." My heart beats faster, but of course I don't think anything of it. "Oh, we should celebrate," Zane yells, "a good old fashioned vlog Squad house party!"

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