Demonic Possession Wouldn’t Even Affect Me, I Would Just Assume It’s The Symptoms

I am extremely domestic by therian standards. I am a house dog. I want to live in a house and sleep on a fluffy little bed and get treats and toys. Pls pet me, I’m just a little puppy

btw if u were a stuffed animal i would gently brush ur fur out of ur eyes so that u can see :)

anybody just hates the usual human body care needs? hell, even animal ones, like no i dont wanna eat, sleep 8 hours a day, exercise, go on walks, and then also work for minimum of 8 hours and have to find 3 hours for relaxation and also shower and brush my teeth and

i wish i could just. sprout. photosynthesize. and just grow there, chilling, no nervous system, no brain, just grow and reproduce. and die in like a year, then get composted, god I'd love to get composted...

I submit the giant carpenter bee

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Did you know that the Broad-Handed Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa latipes) makes its homes by digging long tunnels into dead woods?

These solitary bees are found throughout southeast Asia and are among the largest of the world's bees.

These large fellas are excellent pollinators for passionfruit.

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"Omg I still think about my ex, I'm so delusional!!"

I was forcibly transported to the psych ward from my school in an ambulance because I listened to Right Now by Korn one too many times, became convinced I was God, and tried to prove it by performing a hex on someone I didn't like, and then once I was in the psych ward I spent nearly 2 days babbling about Christ and the Second Coming (not that I remember much) and the only thing that got me out of it was some shitty chocolate pudding and old reruns of teenage mutant ninja turtles from 2012 to remind me I was a real person

But yk. Delulu girls for the win ig

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

First Felon is kidnapping and trafficking.

#LanguageMatters ✨️racism✨️💫

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.