Hey. Different Anon Here.

thoughts b4 i go mimi’s

ima js say, i know i got this from somewhere i js don’t remember and i’ve been thinking ab this for a while now. Yall think that being turned (into a vamp) takes away ur shifting abilities. like u can’t be both at the same time (vamp + shifter [sam and darlin style]) cause it over clocks ur magical core. milo style.

and like instead of js not being able to be a vamp it permanently takes away all ur magic.

anyways Too Sweet by hozier goes dummy hard turn this shit tf up !! (is his name pronounced hoe-zer or am i js being a silly lil sleepy babe)

milk?

chat, I'm going through a new hyper fixation which is smosh and like I'm already so deep into their lore but im missing like one thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MILK FIC??? Sooo many people are talking ab it on smoshler(I think thats how you spell it.) so can like someone please explain. (I need to make more redacted content. I mean I have like three fics ready to post I js don't want to post them.) so erm can someone pretty please explain? (this should've been In the What The Fuck Happened series but im this far into it and I don't wanna start over.)

Smosh has me rethinking my career choices now, like- should I become and actor..? should I audition for smosh guys..?

is somebody gunna match lasko’s freak?

lowkey feel like Dear listens to songs like that, like sexyy red, ice spice, lay banks, and flo milli. And in the car Dear’s singing their heart out while Lasko is sitting there flustered n’shit.

but then again like any bad bitch Dear has a whole other playlist full of more toned down playlist like kendrick, gorillaz, billie eilish, and frank ocean.

then when lasko gets the aux, it’s all Chappel Roan (on the fence ab this one..) Sza, childish, laufey, and brent faiyaz.

should i make a series where i head canon RA characters music taste?

(btw Dear and Lasko have mini dance party’s in the middle of the night, Erik told me himself.)

Fun fact: Tucker wants you to punch your local ICE agent 👍

PHONE ON THE TABLE NOW.

GDUYDGAG I LOVE PORTERR WE BANGIN ON THE FERRIS WHEELLLL.

my tumblr is blue.

I FEEL LIK ETHE BIRTHDAY DUDE, WHERE HES DRUNK AND WISHED A GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HES SCREAMING SO LOUD THE AUDIO LIE DISSAPEARS !!

how tf is my tumbler blue?

IM AB TO FO FERAL LIKE IM APART OF THE SHAW PACK NOW. HAPPY FATHERS DAY!! poor David. IT WOULD BE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFETIME IF ERIK POSTS SOMEONING AB FATHERS DAY AND MENTIONS DAVID AND MILOS FATHERS/.

hey siri, how do I fix my Tumblr?

Oh that’s not-

ANOTHER EPISODE OF : WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT ??

on today’s episode, you guys are gunna be helps me figure out a redacted abbreviation !!

*crowd is filled with cheers and applause!!*

(can you tell i’m trying to stretch this post to be as long as possible?)

so the abbreviation is BA.. uhh i have a feeling it has to do with hot boi winter/summer but uhh i have no idea for sure.

i’ve figured out other ones like EA, and that’s it. so erm explain please..?

he looks SO good i want it in ALL holes

teddy n smut??

uhh i wrote this on a plane i barely remember it. first ted nivison post !! Smut under cut. MDNI

idk if this makes sense.. like do yall see the vision?? (unfinished btw)

Y/n is roughly shoved against her front door, Ted latching onto her lips, his grip on her hips tightening. “Mmm Teddy..” She whines grinding on Ted knee which was now in between her thighs.  “You like acting like that? Like a little slut?” Ted asks, thought the question was rhetorical. 

Earlier that night Y/n had made it her mission to tease Ted during their night out. It started in the car, Y/n held Ted’s hand which was resting on her thigh. At a red night Y/n had spotted a missing lipstick in one of the pockets on the driver’s seat door. “Oh my god!” Y/n says, holding back a devilish smirk. Y/n reached over Ted’s lap, leaning forward to let her boobs brush against Ted’s lap. Meanwhile, the hand that was on Y/n’s thigh shifted in between her legs. Both of their hands were rubbing against the soft fabric of her panties. Ted didn’t give much of a reaction, instead just mumbling something along the lines of ‘..brat..’ before continuing to drive.

The second attempt Y/n made to fuck with Ted was made when the two were having a conversation with another person. Y/n didn’t pay much attention to what they were saying, instead she was trying to make up ways to tease her beloved boyfriend. 

Lightbulb.

Y/n smirked the tapped Ted’s shoulder whispering in his ear that she wanted to dance. Ted nodded, patting her on the ass before returning to his conversation. Y/n made her way to the dance floor and began dancing by herself. It wasn’t long before a man came up behind her and was dancing with her. Y/n almost threw up after feeling his odd smelling hot breath on her neck. She prayed for the moment Ted would be done socializing and come find her, and that moment was arriving sooner than later. Y/n felt a tug at her arm, stumbling into Teds chest. She could feel the rise and fall of his chest, and thats when she knew he got him.

erm..

me: *daddy issues*

schlatt: *Existing as an older, mean man*

me: 😏

NSFW WARNING 🔞‼️

Inspired by this delicious scenario cooked up by my beloved @sheriwallace123 ~ I has just taken over my frontal lobe