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Transformers Animated

Transformers Animated

Too Many Skeles - Nicknames For Y/N

If you have any better gender neutral nicknames for any of them, let me know

Canine: Kiddo

Thunder: Tweety Bird

Bear: Wolf or Lone Wolf

Sweets: Cupcake

Kid: Sib

Squirt: Friend

Dust: Pixel

Ghost: Angel

Classic: Whisper

Origin: Cookie

G: Birdie

Keeper: Bitty

Royal: Grace

Dream: Sunshine

Nightmare: Moonbeam

Edge: Doll

Boss: Fighter

Ink: Chef

Sparrow: Sky

Raven: Loop

Error: Divergent

Blueberry: Muffin

Stretch: Honey

Raspberry: Serenity

Pup: Treasure

Hip-Hop: Twirl

Latin: Sunflower

Star: Galaxy

Nebula: Sky

Cross: Lizard

Asy: Dragon

Spirit: Goof

Majesty: Muffin

Prince: Twitch

Geno: Knight

Lust: Kitty Cat

Passion: Clover

A book crystallized in the ocean

Too Many Skeles - Appearing Skeles

These are the AU's I'm adding, In order. The Names in bold are the possible romantic interests. I will change this to a possible total of 10-12, so several will be eliminated. let me know which ones should be.

Mythictale: Canine and Thunder

Horrortale: Bear and Sweets

Littletale: Kid and Squirt

Dusttale: Dust and Ghost

Undertale: Classic and Origin

Echotale: G

Altertale: Keeper and Royal

Dreamtale: Dream and Nightmare

Underfell: Edge and Boss

Inktale: Ink

Birdtale: Sparrow and Raven

Errortale: Error

Underswap: Blueberry and Stretch

Fellswap Red: Raspberry and Pup

Dancetale: Hip-Hop and Latin

Outertale: Star and Nebula

X-tale: Cross

Asylumtale: Asy and Spirit

Storyshift: Majesty and Prince

Aftertale: Geno

Underlust: Lust and Passion

I absolutely ADORED part one, and tried to find it for so long, before finding your blog. Thank you for making this.

Magnet part 2 (mini story)

You guys absolutely blew up over the first one and wanted more, and I said I had more ideas so I thought I’d make a part 2. This part though is just a little story based off of the original headcannons. Here’s part 1.

After Agent Fowler bought Miko more magnet stuff, her Jack and Raf started making magnets at the base over the weekend instead of at home. Most of the bots were grateful for this because it meant that Miko was too busy making magnets to sneak on missions with the other bots.

One time, the kids, Bee, and Bulkhead were coloring and making magnets on the floor of the base. Miko freezes up mid cutting some paper and just gets this look on her face all of a sudden. She looks at a huge chunk of cut up magnet and just stares at it for a good 20 seconds.

She then looks at Ratchet across the room, And just stares at him with this blank yet thinking expression. The scissors in her hand are still positioned mid cut. She turns and looks at Bulkhead, who notices. She squints at him, then looks back at Ratchet, then back at the clump of scrap magnet.

Miko then nods like she’s finalized a decision. She puts down the paper and scissors and stands up. She picks up the scrap magnet and proceeds to sneakily waddle over to Ratchet with it, Ratchet doesn’t notice. Raf, Jack, Bulk and Bee look at each other with fear and anticipation. She gets behind Ratchet some feet and raises it over her head and screams,

“RATCHET THERE’S A SCRAPLET ON YOUR LEG!!” And then chucks at him as hard as she can. It hits and sticks to Ratchets leg with a loud clank, this scares the absolute snot out of him.

He moves faster than anyone has ever seen him move, he let out a shriek, snagged the “Scraplet” and threw it against the wall as hard as he could in one quick succession.

He threw it against the wall so hard if left a dent. The look on Ratchet’s face made it clear his spark rate was through the friggin roof. He’s freaking out, but once he realizes that what is stuck to the wall isn’t a mangled Scraplet and sees the about-to-bust-out-laughing face Miko had.. He looks at her and shouts, “MIKO!!!“ in that annoyed parent tone.

Everyone loses it. Miko couldn’t hear Ratchet scolding her over her own laughter. But then it gets even better when Optimus comes in from the other room so see what all the commotion was. He walks in, sees the magnet and just kind’a goes,

As you can see by the illustration, Ratchet was very embarrassed and Miko had a stroke.

Cubone

everyone reblog this and tag what your partner pokemon would be if pokemon were real mine would be scolipede

My blog is 100% Ace Friendly. It is also Pan friendly, homo friendly, and everything in between or outside the spectrum friendly. Period. Unless it is an invalid, like the disgraces that are Pedos and Zoophiles. You people stay away.

really hate how so many people are aphobic, transphobic, etc without being OPEN about it. i just wanna follow some new people without having to search through their blog to make sure they dont hate me or other people for simply existing

I have to reblog. This is too savage to ignore.

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

Holy CRAP! That is AWESOME!!

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

Helium

“Sans!” You scream as you dash into the living room of your house, effectively waking your Boyfriend up, “I wanna show you something real quick.” 

This causes him to sit up straight, full attention on you. “What?” You pull out your phone, and show him a sad song. “I wanna sing this for you, may I? Please?” you ask, giving puppy dog eyes.

“Of course, go ahead.”

You press play on your phone...

Then pull a balloon you hid behind your back out in the open, and inhale some of it’s contents. Your voice effectively 2 octaves higher.

“You, And I, We’re like fireworks and symphonies exploding in the sky.”

 Sans, pulls out his phone, and presses record, already laughing. Unknown to you, of course.

“With you, I’m alive, like all the missing pieces of my heart, they finally collide.”

You quickly take another puff of helium. your boyfriend is in stitches, tears in his eye sockets. He’s also right beside you for some reason. What you don’t know, is that he remotely set up his phone, and is now recording you both.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

“With out you, I feel broke, Like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold.”

Another quick puff. You bite your tongue, but you keep going anyway.

“Without you, I feel torn, Like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song”

He grabs the balloon, and takes a puff, before singing himself.

“With you, I fall. It’s like I’m leaving all my past in silhouettes upon the wall. With you, I’m a beautiful mess, it’s like we’re standing hand in hand with all our fears up on the edge.”

You’re snickering at the wink he sent you when he sang beautiful mess. Papyrus walks in, confused. he goes to say something, but you shush him.

“So stop time right here in the moonlight, ‘cause I don’t ever wanna close my eyes.”

You’re giggling too now. He takes another breath of the balloon’s contents, and you do too. A duet for the next part. 

Without you, I feel broke, like I’m half of a whole. Without you I’ve got no hand to hold. Without you, I feel torn, like a sail in a storm. Without you, I’m just a sad song. I’m just a sad song.”

Papyrus has had enough. So have you and Sans. You two break down laughing, and Papyrus turns off the song before leaving, completely done with the two of you.

Sans walks over to his phone, which you had no clue was running, and stops the video.

Pulling you into a hug, he whispers, “Thanks, Angel. I needed that.”

“Me too. That was a blast.”