I deleted Instagram so now I'm back to tumblr doom scrolling.
I will very slowly delete all the apps I have on my phone that I waste hours on until there's nothing left, subsequently leading to me scrolling across my phone's homepage for hours on end.
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
Hi so I just noticed your new blog title, it's incredible and I'm only a little bit worried about you
it's me, in the flesh! (I brought my flesh with me!)
Can you tell me a shark fact too?
I'm so glad you asked, person who ACTUALLY isn't my alternate account!
The way that hammerhead sharks' heads are shaped (and the placement of their eyes) allows for them to have 360° vision, and yet they aren't able to see directly in front of them
oh I got clocked....
@friedmagazinebouquet
Take this quiz and see what’s ur red flag
Y is this so true tho😭😭
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My toxic trait is that I believe I'm able to create a statue of the Penrose Triangle that genuinely touches on all three sides (no tricks)
That, and the fact that I'm horribly insecure
Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident
It's trending again thankfully
the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me
This was me yesterday I'm afraid
My new years resolution this year is to not fucking murder someone. Please wish me luck as I am currently filled with rage.