Looki-cube - Fury Defiant

Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.

(borat voice) my wife!!

This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.

**The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:**

“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

Toon beasts...

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

I am experiencing withdrawal symptoms.

I'm so friendpilled. I'm so hangout coded. I'm just so lovablecore. but it's too mucch pill and code and core!!! the system is overheating!!!!!

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?