Crazy How Fanfic Authors Drop The Most Beautiful And Gorgeous Pieces Of Work Ever, Leaving You Speechless

A(sing-songing): HuSkeR!! I made you a present~

H: A present? What is it-

(Looks down to see Alastor holding a rock with googly eyes)

H: ... A rock?

A: Yes, but this is a PET rock!

H: Al, I hate to break it to ya... but it ain't the 70's anymore, and some people aren't stuck in the same era they died in.

A(purses lips): Yes, well, I put a lot of effort into this and I expect you to keep it. His name's Bartholomew.

H: You just glued googly eyes to a-

A: YOU’RE KEEPING IT

(He did, in fact, keep it. He lives on the bars counter)

Enjoying not having a nightmare

Just a teenie😭

[smashes through ceiling]

[Throws jar of jam and crackers at ye]

[Smashes through window to escape]

The people living on the floor above me would be very upset I think

I can imagine how hard it is for Alastor to get drunk,but also how chaotic it would be if he were to get drunk.

I mean he does a full 360 on his entire personality,I'm talking random ass compliments and apologies for small things.He's extremely nice,but then there's an actual problem,you see a drink Al is like a somber Angeldust,all you have to do is cut out the whole "Porn star" part and replace it with getting offended easily and retaliating in the most theatric way possible(Theatre kids,am I right?)

He'll make unprompted sex jokes out of nowhere,leaving everyone momentarily stunned but he'll also be unapologetically shameless and insulting,like YES he is going to go off on someone's absolutely wretched sense of fashion it just has to be done.But arguably the worst part is that while half the lobby is frozen in shock,our drunk kitten-deer will be over here complimenting Lucifer on how he's a great father for raising Charlie(In an au where he isn't the leader of the assholes,and isn't an overpriveleged peace of shit),and Lucifer is looking around as if he's asking what the fuck to do,like how tf do you respond to someone who has a schedule of when to piss you off?So he awkwardly thanks Al,and Alastor just walked up to someone else to give that person a compliment or to serve cunt because a bitch just insulted on of HIS misfits(Noone can insult them except him,okay you fucking "Barney is a dinosaur" looking ass with that outfit)

To put it in short he has the personality of Charlie and Angel,but add a touch of Velvette and petty theatre bitch energy.

Absolutely jumping onto the idea that Hunter needs glasses to read, but here his glasses don't actually fit which irritates the crap out of him. So Gus reads him Cosmic Frontier while he's shifted :)

(This would be a long while after Hunter starts getting used to being in wolf form; until then, he isn't comfortable with being seen while shifted because of how much Belos would emphasize how being witnessed while shifted was beyond horrific)

Werewolf AU Masterpost

Blind as a bat

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

Adoptive daughters and their adoptive father

what do you think about the fact that al likes doodling?

i have a head canon that he has some sort of scrapbook or sketchbook full of little doodles of things going on at the hotel and just in his life, I feel like he would draw really stick-figureish (is that a word?) but I read a fic that depicted it as the same art style as an Invader-Zim obsessed scene girl and I could not stop cackling.

I also feel like he would either guard it with his life from everyone (exception to Rosie, of course) or just not bother to tell anyone and one day they just find him doodling schoolgirl style, kicking his legs in the air, LMAO NEW THOUGHT WHAT IF CHARLIE OR LUCIFER FOUND IT

OH! OH! Now that you mentioned it - i LOVE that about him! I just absolutely ADORE little thing he made for the add in the first episode. And i love this fact because 1) he's the first character i like that likes to draw canonically (okay maybe also toothless from httyd?) 2) Me and Alastor share so many similarities, and even drawing???? This just makes me love him even more (i'm sure we would hate each other irl tho AHAHHAHAHA or maybe not, idk)

SO, SINCE ME AND AL ARE SO SIMILAR, I'M GONNA PROJECT ON HIM MY DRAWING HABITS >:3c Forgive me this one, i usualy don't do that, i usualy project characters on myself haha

He DOES have sketchbooks just to draw, and they are ORGANISED. He's numbers every sketchbook and counts every drawing in them since the first one. He also has two numbers for each page - through one sketchbook and through them all. He has over 300 of sketchbooks by now (I have less, only 56). They are stashed somewhere in a very safe place.

Every sketchbook has a date of first and last drawing. Also amount of drawings. It looks like: NOTEBOOK 253 (number of sketchbook, also he doesn't call them sketchbooks) 03.06.1978-05.07.1978 (dates while it was active) 119 (amount of drawings) 29961-30080 (which numbers of drawings are in this sketchbook) He would cound something else, but he's just too busy to spend time on it. He can remember something thinking about what he was drawing in that period and vice versa

He used to draw at overlords meetings, pissing off Carmila and everyone else, because it looked like he hadn't listened to them, so Carmila banned drawing at overlords meetings (Alastor is still angry about it)

But he doesn't progress too much - most of his progress was made through first 10-20 sketchbooks, now he only has slight style changes sometimes when he feels like it

Tho he's really proud of his current skill and used to think that he's literally the best (used to get angry when reminded that it's not true) (now he kinda knows, but still likes his own drawings, doesn't accept criticism and doesn't try to purposely improve)

He likes showing his drawings to people, he knows and if he does, you have to say that it's literally So Cool, show enthusiasm turning pages and say that everything is just amazing. If you don't, he'll be OFFENDED. He also can leave a sketchbook opened on a page with a drawing he likes the most, and it's like a sign "NOTICE THAT I'M DRAWING AND SAY THAT YOU LIKE IT"

If he considers you a friend (well not like Rosie, but at least like Charlie), he'll be showing you his drawings regularly (and you have to be enthusiastic about it!!!!!!) He has showed it to Charlie, but somehow her enthusiasm is... too much. She's too patronising about it. He also shows his things to Husk, he knows that Husk is annoyed and doesn't give a shit, and he just enjoys his annoyance. He also shows his drawings to Niffty and she gives him Just Right amount and vibe of enthusiasm. (He sometimes draws something for her fanfiction if he likes something enough and enjoys Niffty's reaction (she explodes from happiness)). BUT!!!!! He never shows anything to Mimzy. Because she's like, person from the real life, and he feels like she would laugh at it. To Rosie he shows only things he considers his best and her opinion is the most important to him. He can even forgive her criticism (wouldn't take it tho) (she never critisizes him and absolutely ADORES his drawings). Angel kinda likes his drawings, but isn't enthusiastic about them enough

He doesn't take requests (Angel tried "draw me like one of your french girls" shit, Alastor never did (also his ass did not get the reference and he was like "i dont??? have??? any french girls????")) (Vox also tried to make Alastor draw something for him, Alastor was just "that's interesting, i'll think about it" and never thought of it again)

SOME OF HIS DRWINGS TURNED OUT TO BE PROPHECIES but he notices that only when something happens and then he goes back to his old sketchbooks and accidentally finds it. They are just coincidenses tho, but it's fun and Alastor makes a big deal from it and screams to Rosie like "I PREDICTED THAT SHIT 27 YEARS AGO" when finds out. (it's how i predicted many plot points from SU and literally TOH hunter's possession before the show even was a thing JHJDFJHFGJFDHKH i wonder if i predicted something from Hazbin, i need to look through my sketchbooks now)

If you dare to mess with his drawings and vandalise them... oh... you better pray to whatever god you belive in to make your sufferings be enough to redeem your sins and go to heven.