Hola

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my brain hurts now

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(I apologize for your eyes btw)

ya’ll cran-pineapple, cran-apple, and cran-grape(i might’ve had cran-raspberry but i don’t remember, and i assume cran-mango is good, since usually mango juice is pretty good.. never had pomegranate juice so i wouldn’t know bout cran-pomegranate, but i unfortunately(to some people, don’t hate on me over my body physically hating the taste of somethin sobs) hate watermelon and strawberry flavored stuff so there’s that) are all fire, ya’ll be missin out smh

this gives me the idea of making one for like hispanic/latino food(specifically colombian food, cuz im half-colombian)(i haven’t had much food that originates specifically from there i think tho, so i’d have to research first)… should i do one

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the fact that i saw this while eating olive garden rn(im eatin a breadstick yum)

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

:SLAMS (INVISIBLE) MONEY ON (INVISIBLE) TABLE /j:

YESYESYESYES

(might take me a bit to get updated refs but shhh)

Hey if anyone has any Lmk Oc’s ya want drawn you should totally show me 👀

Wanna draw some! Here’s a couple I’ve already done @chuitu

ya’ll im dead………

(imagine the crackship blows up/people start making tons of shitposts of [the crackship] tho lmao-)

we should draw our cats chilling together ngl

would anyone like to see my grandma's weird cat

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Don’t get be wrong axolotls are adorable and deserve the love but I don’t see enough attention for their freaky cave hermit cousins the olm