Lollipopsandsilverrings

google please stop showing me sex ads. i know there are desperate sluts in my area, i have a mirror

i want to eat a watermelon

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.

The dismantling of Roe v Wade will go down in history as one of the most damning indictments of american politics and a public health decision, no matter how short or long lived, that will shape the pain and suffering of generations to come.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

Can somebody give Rem a hug? He wants it. He deserves it.

Snow just wanna sleep after dealing with your BULLSHIT-

Lmao, Swan and Fox were more so for the funnies, but I would love to see them revealing everyone's deepest darkest secrets. Fox just out here talking about how Vermin tried to spit game at this girl and she beat his ass.

You look at Cowboy and tell me he can hold his alcohol. Don't give him anymore. Carry him home before somebody gives him more.

Cleon wants to go home. He hates you. He hates this club. He hates this drink. He hates himself. He hates.

*Finds Vermin sprawled out by the phone booth missing his left sock and his right shoe and more money than he left with.* How did he acquire that money? That's up to you to decide.

Ajax would probably be slightly wholesome but in an Ajax way, he would tell secrets, he be unpleasant, and the village idiot.

I don't need to explain Cochise, let's be honest.

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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