Hey Since You’re A Trans /man/ I Don’t Think It’s Very Appropriate For You To Reclaim “bitch”

movies need to look shittier and grainier again

Someone not responding to you right away does not mean that you’re not important to them. I know it can be hard, but other people are allowed to be busy, or even just not have the energy to respond to you. This doesn’t mean they don’t care about you.

blood is so cool

does anyone know if we have to pack a lunch for the field trip tomorrow

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

more sluts!

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

I saw this and I couldn't stop laughing at it.

I don't know about the rest, but Swan and Vermin are definitely correct.

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die