Chapter 7
“Well, well, well, look who finally decided to leave the basement. I’m sure you’re ecstatic to see me again, Verlaine.” Dazai says as he enters the boardroom.
“Dazai, good to see you’re still alive. I’m sure you’re devastated.” Verlaine says, not sparing Dazai a glance as he takes a sip of his wine.
“Now, now, you two,” Mori interjects. “Let’s remember why we’re here.”
“Yes, yes,” Dazai sighs with a dismissive wave of his hand. “We’re just exchanging greetings. That’s all.”
Silence falls over the room for a few moments before Dazai speaks again.
“See, now it’s awkward. And for your information, I’m not devastated, I’m annoyed.”
“I’d be happy to fix that for you.” Verlaine says in a calm tone.
“I’m sure you would; however, you’d have to take that up with Chuuya.”
“I’m sure we could come to an agreement.”
Light Yagami is the type to wear white to someone else’s wedding.
I love them sm they’re so dear to me 🤲
We’ve almost hit 100 followers!! If you have any Soukoku or Black Butler prompts you would like me to write, let me know! That’s the best way I know to celebrate 💜
I’m just saying, right about now would be a good time for Verlaine to step in
Butler #1: I have never been prouder of my young master. Lord William nearly got a perfect score on his history exam.
Butler #2: That’s good, but nearly perfect wouldn’t belong in the Green Manor. My young master always makes perfect scores on his exams and he has been able to tell which tea I bring him without any hints. He is a true genius.
Sebastian: Aw, that’s adorable. It’s taken Lord Green 2 years to determine which tea is brought to him without being told? How cute. Lord Phantomhive could tell me the name of his morning tea within the first few days of serving him. Not to mention how he has never failed in his duties as the Queen’s Guard Dog. So much blood and gore, yet that has never affected his studies or his Funtom company. My little lord is clearly superior.
✨Bonus✨
Butler #1: What about you, Claude? What has your young master accomplished?
Claude: Alois has done nothing but give me a headache. He also removed one of Hannah’s eyes, but I don’t really care about that.
Sebastian after Ciel does something stupid : FINE. Take my pulse.
Ciel : Not this again... -TAKE IT- Okay *takes his pulse*
Sebastian : What do you feel ??
Ciel : Nothing...?
Sebastian : Nothing because ?
Ciel : Because I gave you a heart attack with my foolishness...
Sebastian : BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS. EXACTLY. YOU KILLED ME. Congratulations.
Sebastian : Anyway. *restarts his heart*
Chapter 3/?
Fluff
One decision can alter the course of reality. The decision that changed the course of Mori's life was sending Soukoku to deal with a drug trade in France while sending Oda to die for the Special Ability permit. This last minute decision has altered the course of countless lives.
Chapter 1/?
Fluff & Angst (this chapter is 99% fluff)
(Special thanks to @battle-ax-nation for staying up on FaceTime with me while I wrote this. Love you! 🩵)
That butler, devoted cat lover
Bonus: That cat lover, rejected
I’m not season 2’s biggest fan, but this definitely happened.
Demon!Ciel: For the love of all sweets, Sebastian, do you have to make that blank face all the time?
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: You look completely broken.
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: You’ve become boring.
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: Is that all you can say?!
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
Demon!Ciel: …I hope you know you look like Claude.
Sebastian: How dare you-!
*Cue Ciel looking proud of himself because Sebastian is now ranting about he looks nothing about Claude and how low it was to compare him to said spider demon.
Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.
Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.
Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?
Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.
Sebastian and Ciel: What?
Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?
Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??
Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.
Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.
Ciel: Kids these days.
I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.
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