Alright Lemme Try This Again Lol

Alright lemme try this again lol

Heya! Mayo here (they/them), and welcome to this...blog? Idk what it is tbh.

Here, there will be random post varying from life to shitposts, to...well basically anything :]

I have some other blogs as well, regarding some stories or shenanigans ive been working up ^^

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i gotta find a name for this world but here be shape skrunklies of a lot of kinds. Lore doodles will be posted here. ig. idk lol im tryna fi
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some jsab ocs i have here who love to mess around and vibe.

Some things I'd like to note before I go:

I have a pretty hard time socializing, so if it takes me a while to warm up, please dont take it personally.

I WILL MOST LIKELY accidentally do typos often./nm

I use tone indicators, to help set the vibe.

I call people "bro, dude, man" and "guy(s)" as gender neutral terms, so if youd rather i dont call you that, please let me know. I dont wanna make anyone feel uncomfy.

And you can find me on instagram as @/i_dunno_what_im_doing_tbh

More Posts from Localjarofmayo and Others

1 year ago

Extremely niche but I want to look a little into colour theory or colour as a literary motif or really accessible colour science. Anyone’s read something good about this? (except for Goethe’s Theory of Colours which I have and is a blast and a little dizzying—Goethe you did it again you beautiful weirdo.)

1 year ago

FUCKIN REBLOGS

Ask me anything!!1!

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

1 year ago

I want a fight buddy

more like a bully buddy

someone I can tell off without them taking it to heart

Id bully them but the moment they need me I'll fight for them

i need a fightbuddy, which is like a fuckbuddy but instead of banging you fight. no strings attached just text me lemme know when it’s going down 

2 years ago

ALSO

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BOTS HERE??/GEN/NM

Ty to those who are people that followed, much appreciated kkhigff

1 year ago

Me and who?

localjarofmayo - Local Mayo Jar
localjarofmayo - Local Mayo Jar
1 year ago

Post on my Angelic†Sinners blog

Devil Woman design

Devil Woman Design
Devil Woman Design

Second one is the updated version.

1 year ago

Ayy np! :D

quotes from my friends

''T h e j u i c e t a s t e s l i k e h o m o p h o b i a''

''PENNE. FUCKING. PASTA.''

''s-n-u f-f-y!! shake it left shake it right!!''

''we also have the whatsapp bug''

''im in my teens and my back sometimes decides oh no :) bitch time''

''confused father noises''

''LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL LET IRIS BE A CATGIRL''

''Sun clapper''

''no kromer?? :(''

''The Cintussy is plentiful tonight :D''

''I love gay people so much I wish they were real :(''

''Romantic things to do with girlfriend''

"he is a piece of carbonated toast"

1 year ago
Yo Barricuda, Have You Ever Met A Human Before? If Not, Meet Seba/Ian!

Yo Barricuda, have you ever met a human before? If not, meet Seba/Ian!

Yo Barricuda, Have You Ever Met A Human Before? If Not, Meet Seba/Ian!

Give him time, he's processing.

1 year ago

Saving this

for reference, of course

So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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localjarofmayo - Local Mayo Jar
Local Mayo Jar

I APPRECIATE REBLOGS AND ASKS!! - @shattered-shapes , @angelic--sinners , @project-x-1nk , and @jsabbuddies are all my blogs - I vibe - silly artist with silly thoughts - they/he - if you cool w me, I cool w you - idk what - I'm doing tbh - yes i am a furry, no, im not bad

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