Interviewer To Remus: So What It's Like To Marry Someone Way, Way, WAY Out Of Your League?

starchaser + wolfstar double date 🌙✨☀️

actually I'm having a lot of nerves about my top surgery in just a few days now but I'm coping with characters and jokes.

[ID: Hunter in a hospital bed smiling at the camera and holding up two fingers, Luz is excited and giving him two thumbs up next to him. Text reads "I don't have enough scars I'm getting 2 more" with emojis of two daggers, a party popper, a smiley with witch ears, and the healing sigil. end ID.]

remus lupin is the jude st. francis of harry potter

I saw a post a little while ago that I'll never find again, but it's still bugging me. It was written like a PSA about proper procedure for applying testosterone gel--mainly, how you're not supposed to let it get on anyone else's skin.

And that's correct. But the post went hard on it, like "please, please be aware of the risks of this medication, it can do so much damage to others if you're not careful, I just think we should be honest about the advantages and disadvantages of medications like this."

It could've been sincere, but it gave me concern-trolling vibes real bad and I can't get it out of my head. So here's my PSA:

Don't slap on your T-gel and then immediately rub your bare bicep on anyone.

Once 2 hours have passed, the remaining amount available to be absorbed is negligible. The med guide says to wash your bicep before you rub it on anyone, but even that's being extremely cautious.

Testosterone isn't poison. If you apply a full dose every day, it still takes months before anything noticeable happens. It's not going to kill someone who accidentally touches your skin for .5 milliseconds.

You do not have to handle T-gel like it's drain cleaner. It's not corrosive. Cis women have testosterone. It's a thing that humans have in our bodies. Avoid getting your medication onto anyone else, but holy shit nothing bad is gonna happen if you forget one time and snuggle shirtless.

T-gel is alcohol-based, so it's best to refrain from being on fire until it has dried thoroughly.

Don't put it on your dick. If you've ever accidentally or on purpose gotten IcyHot on your dick, you have an intuitive understanding of how the skin there differs from bicep skin. Also, the effects of testosterone gel don't localize like that and your dick is fine, I promise.

Don't eat it. I don't know why you'd want to, but don't.

Don't leave the bottle out around little kids on account of little kids being the way that they are, i.e., enthusiastic about potions.

In another universe, you would still love me. You would let me know you loved me. in another universe, it would be us, you and me,  and you wouldn’t drop my hand and my heart like they were unbreakable. 

Me and the boys in creative mode

don’t ask me how i know this but back in like 2017 when you used to search “depression” on tumblr it used to come up with a bunch of depressing shit (naturally) and triggering material but nowadays it comes up with inspirational quotes and stuff (as well as the hotlines that it has always done) which is pretty neat i think. good on you tumblr. helping us all through our healing eras fr

It’s okay for you to grieve the life you thought you should have had.

Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality