Update: We May Not Be Fucked. I Repeat: We May Not Be Fucked. Final Results Will Be Known At 6:00 Pm

That fucking tracks.

Took the canon queer status quiz when I’m actually straight just to see what it said

……..and as someone who has ALWAYS said I give too much Disney tv character energy, now I might have a crisis! 😃

@archie-the-menace I would literally die to do that with you yes.

Doug Rattmann Appreciation Day 2025

A new year is upon us, which means another Doug Rattmann Appreciation Day!

Every February 19th, it's a day in which we Portal fans take time to appreciate Doug Rattmann. The man hiding in the walls during the first game, the only member of the Aperture Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System team who had some sense to think "maybe we shouldn't give the computer neurotoxin after we were mean to her", and the man who risked his life to set the events of Portal in motion, and helped ensure Chell survived the long sleep until Portal 2.

So on 2/19, celebrate Doug! Make fan art, write fics! Canon or au, it doesn't matter! Whatever you can think of to give Doug some much-needed love.

Be sure to tag your creations with #drad25 and #Doug Rattmann appreciation day!

And remember: In case of Rogue AI, dial ext. 219.

Drinking Swiss Miss Instant Piss rn.

JOSH KIRBY, TWOFLOWER DOESN'T LITERALLY HAVE FOUR EYES!!!! TERRY MEANS TO SAY THAT HE WEARS GLASSES!!!!! JOSH, DON'T DRAW HIM WITH TWO SETS OF EYES!!! JOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one can explain a fictional property like I can. No one.

Everytime I read one of Lipwig's books, I have to gaslight myself into believing that he was never referred to as Alfred Spangler at the beginning of Going Postal.

"Alfred Spangler? Never heard of him. Now Albert Spangler on the other hand..." over and over again in my brain. Surely it'll stick one day.

Damn girl, you're built like a mini fridge (derogatory)

Might make a sideblog dedicated to turning random things into anime girls would yall submit requests for it? Here’s an example btw:

I love it and shall have it framed (as I hope everyone has their wedding pictures framed)

My favorite ship is now @lizardwoman-from-earths-core-2 x Tulu.

This is very ridiculous, here’s context:

Also I know Lizard irl this isn’t just some random person being weird lol.

I take back everything I said. 104 and Larry's musical number is the cutest thing I've ever seen and therfore I love this episode. It's like a sequel to People Like Us, but he actually gets to sing and be happy!!

Also, the ending number was kinda sick.

Tbh, if Columbo made a Tumblr account, it would be spelled like yours but only because it was a typo.

I had a genuine question, but I totally forgot what it was. Sorry.

i think columbo would hear about blogging from mrs columbo and want to try it for himself, so she'd help him set up a page. he'd have no idea how to make his own posts so he just reblogs pictures of basset hounds all day ♥️