My Favorite Moment Of The Substitute Teacher Was Her Asking If It Was Important And Then Fully Committing

ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

Alright, feel free to tell me I'm dumb for thinking this or not but it really looks like Emily has horns because of the shadows behind her and I'm wondering if this is on purpose or just a little accident that's lead me on a false trail

Anything to make this clowns life harder

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH

I have decided I am only going to take the most unflattering and frankly terrible photos of my pets, example A is as follows;

Please meet my sweet boy prince!

And with my declaration, your organs are now full of spiders.

Hey, so like what the fuck dies this mean?

SUFFOCATION

NO BREEEDING

They fucked that old man to pieces

this is so mean but sometimes i see published writing and suddenly no longer feel insecure about my own writing ability. like well okay that got published so im guessing i dont have much to worry about

I want this to live here now

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.