The Other Week I Crashed At My Parents House And When I Settled Down My Mom Kissed Me On The Forehead
The other week I crashed at my parents house and when I settled down my mom kissed me on the forehead for the first time in nearly a decade and I almost burst into tears. How's your day going?
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Have...have I been eating rotisserie chicken wrong? How else are you supposed to get all the meat if you don't use your hands?? Am I supposed to just leave perfectly good chicken on the bone just because a fork or knife can't get to it????
"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE
I wanna keep this nightmare rolling!
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
I need some help from some old gods fans, tonight was the Morgantown leg of the tour and I went but I ended up having a panic attack and had to leave the show early cause I just couldn't make myself go back in (I had my dad there with me and he helped me calm down and reassured me there was no shame in leaving early) but I still really wanna know what the rest of the show had to offer, I left right as the new granny underwood story started.
I understand if someone can't tell me everything but I'd really appreciate knowing what happened next, thanks family!
Someone tell me why the fuck i just saw an ad on hulu for this fucking trash heap of an app??????
My pup astro has one real fucked up eye and he always reminds me of the tell tale heart
Ronan and Adam
Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.
I want this to live here now
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Dedicated to my favorite bitchy Irish farmer, Ronan Lynch 💙💙💙
