Hipster Sam

you will not see me fall, nor see me struggle to stand, to be acknowledged by some touch from his gnarled hands // see, honey, i am not some broken thing, i do not lay here in the dark waiting for thee, no my heart is gold, my feet are light, and i am racing out on the desert plains all night // my heart is wild, and my bones are steam, and i could kill you with my bare hands if i was free

My Danger Days name: Acidic Adrenaline

Radioactive symbol for “acidic”

the middle is the alchemy symbol for fear (adrenaline)

This is my hot take.

Parade is Millennial Nihilism. Danger Days is Gen Z Nihilism.

*Mikey, Ray, and Frank in a hotel room waiting for Gee to come back from the store*

Gee, busting through the door: GUESS WHO JUST GOT APPLE FLAVORED SHAMPOO!

Frank: *grabs it and runs into the bathroom*

*shower turns on*

Gee: WAIT NO I MENT SCENTED

Frank: HOLY SHIT IT TASTE LIKE APPLES TOO

~TWO MINUTES LATER~

Frank: I JUST THREW UP

Frank: So, there’s a problem—

Ray: Wait, before you tell me...

Ray, turning to the other members: Taking bets! Bets on who’s to blame, what it is, how illegal it is...all are welcome!

Gerard: $100 it’s Frank’s fault.

Frank: Wow, do you have no faith in me?

Gerard: Right, sorry. $200.

Cas when someone even slightly insults his favorite humans v.s. Cas when Dean even slightly insults him

*buying groceries*

Cas hey do you have any bags?

Dean: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Cas:

Cas: a simple no would have sufficed

(╯ರ ~ ರ）╯︵ ┻━┻

Nick: That’s it! You’re all grounded.

Nick: Stark, no inventing for you.

Nick: Rogers, no seeing Barnes.

Nick: And Romanoff… Is there anything you love?

Natasha: Revenge.

Nick: No vengeance for you.

Natasha: I was gonna say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that's off the table.

Ray: Whats up Mikey?

Mikey, after having to deal with Gerard and Frank all day: My blood pressure