Experience Is Always Changing, Like The Movement Of Clouds Against The Sky. Realisation—the Stable

Random Conversation Starters

“So it’s not like I actually want a snake, but more like I want a snake jus tbecause I don’t seem like the type of person that would have one.”

“Excuse you, I am great at being a third wheel.”

“What if he thinks of you as more than a friend?”

“We’re pretty sure she’s dead at this point but then she sits up and demands that we bring her a man.”

“Do you … do you ever think about what kind of weird roommate stories you would tell but you can’t think of any and you realize that it’s because you’re the weird roommate?”

“I don’t particularly care for cake.”

“So I was looking at conspiracy theories on the internet because, well, you know, and it turns out the middle ages might not even exist! I’m in the middle of reading a paper on it.”

“Who would I have a hickey from??”

“Y’all better hope I never pass out and need an IV. I will freak out if I wake up with something sticking in my arm.”

“Whoa, whoa, whoa – someone’s in here!”

“You have to ask him because if I ask him, then he’d be going as my friend but if you ask him then he’d be going as your friend.”

“I’m only a little awkward sometimes.”

“Okay, but how do I tell him I like him without telling him I like him??”

“I don’t know how to describe it, but I just feel like your soul is like UUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH.”

“Hi, yeah, I don’t like you. I mean I do, but just as friend. Will you please just chill so we can hang out again? Thanks.”

“You can try it but realistically speaking probably not.”

“It is not a hickey! It’s one of those airbrush tattoo things. I realize now that the placement and color may have been a mistake.”

“Well, first I’d have to wax my arm.”

“Mom, don’t worry, I have never done the sex or had the drugs or made the fun.”

“He told me I looked like a unicorn today and it made my heart so happy.”

“Don’t worry. I only cried a little.”

“No, I don’t wanna be her stupid boyfriend! But I don’t want anyone else to either.”

“It was then that I realized my mistake.”

“I’m not naming my child triangle!”

“The other one’s even harrier!”

“Technically it wasn’t on fire.”

“Listen - no listen. I want you to understand this. I do not care.”

“Wait, were you just like, flirting with me?”

“What the heck is a nougat?”

“Only thirty percent of all my jokes are dad jokes. The rest are memes and dark humor.”

“Which Dairy Queen story do you wanna hear first?”

“I’d better be getting a godchild out of this.”

“That’s not the only door you’ve broken.”

“I’ve averaged 1 & 1/2 meals for the past 3 days.”

“That’s the worst idea I’ve ever head. Let’s do it.”

“You guys are so cute. It’s disgusting.”

Water says to the dirty, “Come here.”

The dirty one says, “But I am so ashamed.”

Water says, “How will you be made clean without me?”

- Mawlānā Rūmī

@academia-lucifer

Either the world is so tiny or else we are so gigantic; in any case we fill it completely.

-Franz Kafka

Sometimes the only person putting pressure on a situation, is you. It's okay to go a little easier on yourself.

-thoughts reflective

happy new year!!

“When something bothered me, I didn’t talk with anyone about it. I thought it over all by myself, came to a conclusion, and took action alone. Not that I really felt lonely. I thought that’s just the way things are. Human beings, in the final analysis, have to survive on their own.”

— Haruki Murakami

Health & Safety & Juliet’s Balcony

Don’t keep opening that door or the sunlight will get me, grip me, force me warm through

like your hands do like the whispered suggestions you put to me when I’m edging closer to dawn.

Don’t keep leaving perfect blossoms on my pillow, their imminent demise leaves stains, my love,

and I think the secret is

we’re not changing the ending from here no matter how sultry your promises

this will hurt sooner or later it will hurt

more with these crumpled sheets cradling your body right inside daytime,

more with that door wide open to falling brightness, falling yearning, falling cautions abandoned

on white-painted floorboards, in the folds of your dropped clothes, under your tongue,

in the breeze slipping past these blazing sunrays.

[2:00am] I swear... I can't help it. How do you spin words that makes my heart beat eratically every time you text me? I'm still reeling from that one line you just sent; "I'll come over to your place no matter what."

The longer you run from it the more it will hurt when it catches you....!

And trust me it will catch YOU.....

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