Pictures That Fill Me With Infinite Tenderness

You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.

Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran (via psych-facts)

ask me to eat you bones & all with your dying breath or DONT waste my time

‘Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a very gay hobo with stress issues.

The Imitation Game (2014)

answer: love myself, bts

Imagine how terrified the first person who ever saw a whale was.

Uterus: oh is it exam week?

Me: yeah it's actually really stressful so if you could just chill

Uterus: it would be a shame if something were to-

Me: hoe don't do it

Uterus: happen

Me: oh my god

Instagram credit: ichmiles

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens