I Realised There Was No Gender Neutral For “my Sister From Another Mister” Or “brother From Another

Human Frailty by Salvator Rosa, 1656

Instagram credit: ichmiles

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

Mees Visser & Angus McGuinness by Leon Mark

“One day we got tired, tired of chasing, of caring, of worrying… Not because we didn’t want more, but because the person didn’t value our efforts.”

— Daniel C. L.  (via convertions)

fish do not have shoulders

Summer haze

“August of another summer, and once again

I drink the sun

and the lilies are spread across the water”

-Mary Oliver, from Felicity, The Pond

“I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else.”

— The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens