IK ITS LIKE THE SECOND LAST DAY OF MERMAY BUT HERE YOU GO

Alligator Loki 😔

“why are they sock puppets” I hear you ask

honestly I don’t have an answer to that

moments later

“why are they sock puppets” I hear you ask

honestly I don’t have an answer to that

Years ago I had a dream I went to a store and they were selling homemade icecream labelled “lesbian” and I still wonder if it was made by lesbians, for lesbians or out of crushed lesbian remains

Go follow this account! They’re new to Tumblr, but their work is amazing- they have a truely unique style of artwork and their worldbuilding projects are so interesting!! I can’t wait to see more art from them in the future 😄

The witches. First post here on Tumblr about my worldbuilding project: Encounters In The Frontier.

The witches are the goblin equivalent in my world, but with some peculiarities.

Male witches have a smaller nose, and bigger ears and chin, while female witches can be recognized by their huge nose, this is because only female witches develop the special organ in their nose that they use to make their potions. This organ is similar to the lymphoid organs of humans, but they produce a special kind of antibodies that act more like digestive enzymes. These enzimes can be created on the go when in contact with a new substance and seem to be controled by the witch by some kind of 6th sense. The coating of this cavity can also change depending on its content (acidic, basic etc...). This potion making nose organ gains function after puberty and becomes larger and more powerful the more its used.

Witches live in small groups in wich all of the females are related and males leave after maturity to enter a new group, thus, genetic exchange is secured. This also means that some female-only traditions, such as potion recipes are passed down and kept in these family groups. Their society is matriarchal and the leader is the oldest female with the largest nose.

Their inmune system is very overpowered wich makes them immune to most diseases and parasites but also prone to lethal autoinmune problems. This sadly means that when a plage affects human settlements and cattle but not witches, they are blamed for it.

In their religion, witches believe to be "failed" birds that will reincarnate in a full avian form in heaven. They believe their infants are shamefully unshelled and hide pregnancy and infancy carefully, so much so that most humans and male witches don't know what a baby witch looks like. Witch babies are usually kept in a special hut until all of their baby fur is gone and only then are they introduced to the world. This period of seclusion usually lasts about 4 months and is the equivalent of incubation.

Witch mothers grow thick hair on torso and back after giving birth so that their babys can latch onto it and feed their Young not with milk but with a special kind of nutritious snot.

Witch houses/nests are mainly weaved from dry grass, branches and rope and hanged between canes or tree branches. Some can get really big or be made of stone but its rare.

WHY IS THIS MY MOST LIKED POST 💀

I’m going insane I want to eat it so bad

Sorry if I forgot any popular ones!

Y’know when you meet someone who likes the same character as you, and you’re not sure whether you want to stand over the character, growling and bearing your teeth, like an animal protecting its kill, or chant at the sky with joy like you’re praising the gods for bringing two kindred souls together to share the passion and devotion to a being of fiction

It is a curious predicament, indeed

I wanted to add more to this, but had to stop myself and remind myself to chill tf out it doesn’t need to be perfect 😭

The writing says “For the Glory of Merlin, Daylight is Mine to Command”, which is the incantation used to summon the magical armour he wears