(through Gritted Teeth) Sometimes What's Good For Your Mental Health Isn't Another Do Nothing Day Or

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lizard twice a day.

Need

the sweetest, softest, most gentle foreplay for the sickest, roughest, most disgusting sex. there, i said it.

me whenever I have to do actual work instead of searching through the x reader tags. 🙄

Nothing reassures me that my boyfriend loves me more than when he wants me there while he's in full Lizard Mode - sleepy, already asleep, headache, sick, anything that's got your brain running on skeleton crew, wholly focused on survival and comfort. Nothing matters except being in a dark, quiet place, horizontal, and comfy. Communicating in eepy grumbles. Expressing distaste that I am not cuddled up to him. Letting me know when he wants to be the little spoon. He doesn't have the processing power for contemplating people pleasing, he just wants me there because having me there is genuinely preferable to not having me there.

Poor man functioning on one brain cell and he'll use it to grab my ass just to make sure that it's still there.

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

i know she was actually nice to them but this wouldn't leave my head until i made it

Sometimes I give up