I’m not going to say it again: #peter pettigrew deserves to win first place.
"Good fuck, I hate Meadowes!" Marlene growled, throwing her broom in a corner of the locker room.
"Why are you so angry, Marley?" the team's keeper asked. "They even let us beat their asses up, again!" He exclaimed jovially, high-fiving James.
"All she fucking does is try to fucking distract me" Marlene rolled her eyes. "Plus that she's not even hot, so it just makes her look stupider than she is."
"Seems like someone's angry!" the seeker gasped with a smile, trying to mock Marlene's very plausible thoughts. "Or rather jealous."
"Zip it, Erikson" Marlene hissed.
"Yeah, she's batshit." the keeper nodded. "Why so rude, McKinny?"
"Do NOT make me throw a bludger at you, Miles. Also, I am not rude."
"Oh, come on, Marlene!" James groaned. "What's your problem with Cas? She's a nice girl!"
"Oh goodness. Dorcas, Dorcas, Dorcas! James, are you dating her or what?" Marlene asked impatiently, starting to tap her foot.
"No!" James said back defensively (in Marlene's jealous opinion). "Come on, Marls, the fact that you don't like her doesn't mean that anyone that does is making out with her in broom closets."
"Well, Marlene would be in the closet for Meadowes!" one of the chasers laughed and high-fived the rest of the team. "In more than one way!" he finished, making Marlene blush a "bit".
"Haha, very funny. I'll excuse you, Kristen. You fucking stink." Marlene rolled her eyes.
And, oh my god, what was the team's problem with Marlene? They have been bugging her with 'The Meadowes' thing for ages now! How could they ever insinuate that Marlene has a crush on a Slytherin little crap? She did have the most giant and gay crush on Dorcas, but that wasn't their business anymore.
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sirius black or james potter, urs?
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as sirius black was running on the stairs, the only thing he could hear were the dark thoughts hitting his head. he stopped in front of the door and started searching in his pocket, he reached the keys and opened the door. to make sure there was no one after him, he looked around and closed it, knowing he was safe. sirius looked over his shoulder to see remus stand in front of him, looking south.
"sirius" he said.
"oh, hi remus. i didn't expect you to come home earlier" sirius replied, with an awkward smile on his face.
"i thought work was over an hour ago" remus cocked an eyebrow. "where were you?"
"we had more customers today" sirius sighed. "please don't think i'm doing anything else"
remus walked to the kitchen, got the whiskey bottle and poured it in his glass. he came back to sirius as he slowly took a sip.
"i don't know what to believe, sirius. i don't think peter would do such a thing, nor anyone else."
"so you just come up with the idea that i would betray james and lily? i would rather kill myself than betray anyone, especially them! remus, believe me." sirius said.
"sirius, you're the first one i would think would do this. you know who you are! you're a fucking black! they're fucking heartless! i wouldn't expect you to fake it all just to vanish us all! beginning with the potters!" remus exclaimed. "that's what you want to do, stop lying! you're just like them!"
"i would never! i would never do that kind of thing! remus, i'm not like them! i tried my best to be who i want and not who i should be just for you to accuse me! i start to think you're actually on peter's side, and you blame me just to get out of all the shit he made!" sirius shouted.
"you can't do anything now black, it's too late. you'll be where you belong soon. i hope it will make the worst of you. think about all the rubbish you created" remus hissed and left the room, letting the other alone with broken hope and a broken heart.
it's too late, sirius.
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i'm sorry you have to read this
kidding, ofc
soooo i've drawn some marauders stuff that i'm too lazy to write 😍
it goes like they are on a vacation and they are in an antique shop and just staring like 🤩 at history, mary and peter running on the beach, marlene and james trying to push each other of the dock, lily and sirius rambling about their boyfriends and remus and dorcas talking about the war 🤺 and skipping stones, dorcas says " i'm putting my faith we all will get out of this" and remus is like "pinky promise?" they both laugh and dorcas replies "pinky promise" and then remus is alone on the same beach and yall are fucking liars
i went to a party (or whatever that was, hangout) with my friends yesterday and i imagine the marauderettes just in floofy pjs doing each other's nails and gossiping
dumbledore smells worse than socks worn for 5 eras