Headcanon That James Is Smol, Like 3′2″

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sirius: remus

remus: yes? *starts to create images in his head*

sirius: there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while...

remus: *starts tearing up but acts dumb* yes?

sirius: why is james standing like that?

james: *stands on his head*

young peter?

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✨some marlene fanart✨

a figment of their imagination, really.

marlene had been gone for a while now, as the memory of an august order meeting that had played in their head over and over again reminded them, but they still felt marlene's hot breath against their neck, her cold fingers touching them, drawing patterns on their body, the gentle brush of fingerprints making them shiver and a content sigh to escape their lips.

and, no matter how much everyone around them had tried to deny it, marlene was still there, with the ones that still believed in not necessarily the human, the flesh, but in merely the concept.

"i'm still here, my sunshine."

but it wasn't quite the marlene that dorcas knew. she still looked gorgeous, a light aura always around her, an aura of yellowy-white light, but this marlene was cold, colder, the humanity of a once young, fierce woman gone. drained from what was left of her. the only thing that had changed about her was the fact that she was not a human anymore, but merely a memory, but, to dorcas, there was nothing that could change marlene's brash beauty.

they reached out, in the dark, almost blindly, in hope that she'd be there. it was nothing, just the cold night and the empty pit in your stomach a dead lover leaves.

im done with this

"Good fuck, I hate Meadowes!" Marlene growled, throwing her broom in a corner of the locker room.

"Why are you so angry, Marley?" the team's keeper asked. "They even let us beat their asses up, again!" He exclaimed jovially, high-fiving James.

"All she fucking does is try to fucking distract me" Marlene rolled her eyes. "Plus that she's not even hot, so it just makes her look stupider than she is."

"Seems like someone's angry!" the seeker gasped with a smile, trying to mock Marlene's very plausible thoughts. "Or rather jealous."

"Zip it, Erikson" Marlene hissed.

"Yeah, she's batshit." the keeper nodded. "Why so rude, McKinny?"

"Do NOT make me throw a bludger at you, Miles. Also, I am not rude."

"Oh, come on, Marlene!" James groaned. "What's your problem with Cas? She's a nice girl!"

"Oh goodness. Dorcas, Dorcas, Dorcas! James, are you dating her or what?" Marlene asked impatiently, starting to tap her foot.

"No!" James said back defensively (in Marlene's jealous opinion). "Come on, Marls, the fact that you don't like her doesn't mean that anyone that does is making out with her in broom closets."

"Well, Marlene would be in the closet for Meadowes!" one of the chasers laughed and high-fived the rest of the team. "In more than one way!" he finished, making Marlene blush a "bit".

"Haha, very funny. I'll excuse you, Kristen. You fucking stink." Marlene rolled her eyes.

And, oh my god, what was the team's problem with Marlene? They have been bugging her with 'The Meadowes' thing for ages now! How could they ever insinuate that Marlene has a crush on a Slytherin little crap? She did have the most giant and gay crush on Dorcas, but that wasn't their business anymore.

so yesterday i was rambling with eli and then i said something about the slide, but, as i forgot how it was called, i said "wee-hee in the playground", and ve said it was the best thing ve heard that day

happy birthday you craphead <3

Thanks, craphead!

Ily🙄

to you i present the gayest homophobe...

hermione jean granger!

hermione's definitely the type of person who'd explore her sexuality but at the same time she considers being gay abnormal because...that's just hermione logic