“Just One More Chapter, It’ll Be Quick” I Said.

Cc: @fanficmemes

So many fic in the drafts, all of them are either horny as fuck or depressing as hell.

What do they have in common?

None of them are finished.

You know what we dont get enough of?? Feral omegas! Omegas who are strong and protective! Omegas that build nests with hidden daggers or maybe even a bear trap! !

We can do better. Let our omegas be batshit crazy and maybe a little murder-y! We deserve it

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Buried Alive, BAMF Stiles, Stiles Stilinski Needs a Hug Summary:

"His throat clenches tightly as the realisation dawns on him. This room is much, much smaller than he thought. It was no more than a box. Well, it technically is a box. A coffin. It's a coffin."

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: White House Down (2013) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John Cale/James Sawyer Characters: John Cale (White House Down), James Sawyer (White House Down) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Blow Jobs, Cowgirl Position, Late night shenanigans, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping Summary:

A busy president and a busy security agent find time to do the nasty

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.