I Haven't Seen Dancing Pumpkin Guy ONCE This Year, Are You Guys Okay?

imagine Gale meeting someone from now

bros talking about his year in isolation in a sick ass tower. And 2020 is something that happened

Your not special now GALE billions did that shit

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pause. what? is this a sexual thing I don't understand what-

like a giant jello mold? just putting them in jello?

why?? to kill them?? that's a weird method

what flavour of jello? can I add things to it?

am I doing this as a rouge? am I Jellogirl now? I need background

if this is sexual: one why is Robin on here he looks 8 two again how does that work?? jello underwear??? jello breaks so easily that wouldn't work, at least not for long

I need answers

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

no fucking way

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

Jesus Christ art by @wolfythewitch

in the span of hours tumblr has banned an out trans woman who was outspoken about her harrassment and the unfairness of the website's system and MULTIPLE out trans women who commented on the absurdity of the situation--has even banned them for posting pictures of hammers and cars.

if staff thought this was going to make the situation go away, all staff's gotten is a class action lawsuit. good job, hellsite "moderators." you showed your whole ass and you're going to go to court. again.

“Axol why haven’t u posted?” “Axol where did you go?”

I’m crying over the funny stingray man and the fucking bread dog thats were I went

If i learned the flute, the first thing i’m fucking playing is Flamingo. 

DOOOO DO DODOD ODODODODO 

HOW MANY SHRIM-

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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