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My cats have fleas, and we FINALLY gave Leo a bath. Now he looks as scraggly as the day we found him

Gave the hot gothic friend of a friend my hair for a voodoo doll upon her request. I guess I've had a good life

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Why do British people mock us for saying Soccer, like they aren't the one's who started saying that first? It like a TV mean girl telling you to wear roller skates with them because "it will look so cute!" Only to back out and make you look like a fool

I was working on an engineering project involving Canal Locks [how they get ships up hills or over land] but in my haste while working I typed Anal Locks, and I didn't stay long enough to actually process any of the images as I am in the front row, but the mere fact that I COULD see images and that I had fucked up that bad was weird. you're meaning to tell me my pinterest fanart isn't okay to look at in school, but these were just in full view. I'm not even sure if these were sex related but I know I saw a penis!

I was talking to my friend about Are You Gay quizzes, and mentioned that I have never seen a trans man that didn't have/want a pair of Doc Martins, to which she replied "I don't know any trans people, so-" and I just started to wonder what I'm doing wrong? Do I need to do? Start wearing Spiderman shirts? Put on Cavetown???

How am I meant to know if I have seasonal depression, when I have the memory retainment if a fucking fruit fly? "Do you feel like this ever summer?" well that's a great question isn't?

What could someone possibly want with 7 walmart gas canisters and a squishmallow? Ma'am, what are you doing?

I may have accidentally gotten my grandmother into Chappell Roan. Normally, I would love this, but seeing as my grandmother is the kind go woman to violently flinch away at the mention of death or demons, I'm scared by the thought of her listening and calling up my mother while clutching her pearls

Discussing the Whitepine Thumbnail change: Is Ivory in Pyro's room. It doesn't look too much like it, but I can't think of anywhere else with that wallpaper.

Also, it almost looks like a halo as she looks up at the only light source in a dark room