I'm Not Cold.

I lost my bones like 5 hours out of town, and now someone is gonna throw them away T~T. Sir I need those

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

Ladies, please stop asking Santa for the perfect boyfriend…

…he’s tried to kidnap me 7 times already!

Whitepine is great if you want to experience an anxiety attack for 30-ish minutes

Okay, first off: the detective is making a lot of sense, oddly enough. And second off: Holy fuck, was I not comfortable hearing her say "only my teeth sir" ivory what the fuck

why is mister hungry hungry elephant wearing a dress?

I was trying to show off how pretty house from Whitepine to my parents, but they instead went "Oh, that's blahblahblah mansion" and went on a rant about a similar mansion where a bunch of teenage boys were kept hostage and tortured. I really didn't want to know that but okay, thanks mom.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

Gave the hot gothic friend of a friend my hair for a voodoo doll upon her request. I guess I've had a good life

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I was watching Delicious in Dungeon with my friend and kept making these weird and very specific predictions like "why are the walking on water? Their gonna be attacked from below", "hey, is the dragon chasing someone" and such, but now I feel this weird pressure to keep making accurate predictions even though no one ever told me to