Did Someone Take A Bite Out Of My Tooth?

Why do British people mock us for saying Soccer, like they aren't the one's who started saying that first? It like a TV mean girl telling you to wear roller skates with them because "it will look so cute!" Only to back out and make you look like a fool

One thing I hate about being both a writer and a Danmei fan is that I will likely never be able to write a Danmei. Superhero fans can write superhero books, and mystery fans can just write a mystery. I, however, am a white Texan guy who is so detached from the culture these books were written that it's almost hysterical. How drenched in a culture do you needa be for a book to be labeled an 'Italian book' or a 'Russian book'? Sure, I can make a gay romance novel set in China, but like, that's not really a Danmei.

Watching Matteo crash a plane and then getting an ad for plaene seats is fucked

How am I meant to know if I have seasonal depression, when I have the memory retainment if a fucking fruit fly? "Do you feel like this ever summer?" well that's a great question isn't?

2 all the way up to 9 people snuggling! get cozy!! unfortunately couldnt fit a 10th like i prefer doing so the secret 10th buddy just prefers sleeping alone weheheh,,

Don't worry Ivory, she's lying, I would want to be your friend. I'm love plenty of homicidal maniacs, you'll fit right in <3

My cats have fleas, and we FINALLY gave Leo a bath. Now he looks as scraggly as the day we found him

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.