I Think We Should Hire 1,000,000 People To Eat The Bullets As They Leave The Gun That Way We Dont Lose

boned lasagna

Bone spaghetti.

not a big fan of this idea 👎

please reblog if you vote!

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

scar going to make the most hellishly alienating and sterile environment possible and essentially making a doctors office complete with a wellness theme is incredible. today on hermitcraft scar introduces his fellow hermits to medical trauma. by giving it to them.

So Seattle (and all of the Puget Sound actually) have a program to let youths under 18 ride transit free and I think that we should do that with every transit system actually

i am. vibrating.

my torso is just

moving at a predetermined frequency why is this

its weird

hlp

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice