My Arms Grow Muscle For Holding My Freak All The Time, So I'm NOT GONNA DO THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! I Enslaved

blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

You know they deadass didn't wanna hold Cait accountable for shit when her ass said "while you were away I saw someone"....

"While you were away"....?

Mf you mean after you hit and left her??? And ppl wanna say Cait doest have to say shit to be apologetic when they couldn't even write her saying what actually happened...

i need a fanfic in wich Ekko komes up to Vi destroed by reletionships with Caitlyn, and tells her "hey open your FUCKING eyes you NEVER was a dirt under her nails to begin with, but SHE made you feel like one"

Jinx & Vi stimboard for anon

X X X + X X + X X X

One thing I hate about modern media creation is this absolutely lazy-ass “explaining in post” that writers feel compelled to engage in on social media and interviews.

The hard pivot from “if there’s textual evidence for your interpretation, it’s valid” to “just ask the creator and integrate that information into your understanding of the text” truly drives me insane. Especially when creators often leave out these details completely because they can just go on twitter and vomit out the information that they failed to cleverly integrate later.

I will be totally honest. I have never once been happy hearing a writer reveal information that wasn’t telegraphed in the story itself. Not fucking once.

This one is 4 you @shiroilp you faggot

no bro you don’t understand. we have to make out. it’s for science. dude just listen to me. when was the last time you kissed someone? i’m willing to help you out! you can practice by making out with me. i’m your oldest and best friend. this totally won’t be weird or change anything about our dynamic i promise. it’s what friends are for. making out with your homies to make sure they can really impress the ladies. maybe you’re on top of me. maybe we’re both flushed. maybe you have my hands pinned over my head and we’re both breathing hard and we both wait a beat too long to move but i promise bro this is totally no homo.

My subjektiwe and biased analyse of "seeng stars"

Disklaimer:

Wery clearly biased, anti Stoliz, pro Star and the moon (Loona x Octavia)

If you like Stoliz do not read it your not gonna like the post.

I was obsessively analyzing every shot of S2: Episode 2 of Helluva Boss, which resulted in this post. Read the disclaimer and enjoy

Oh, maybe the fact that she’s stressed and aggressive all the time has something to do with the fact that she’s a goddamn slave you adopted exclusively to be a secretary—but nah, I must just be a Blitz hater.

This phrase alone justifies all the bullying Moxxie got from Loona’s side. Fuck you DROP DEAD STAY BULLIED AND I'M GONNA CALL HIM FAT FROM NOW ON not because he is but because he deserwed to be bullied and pissed of all the time

How does a character who doesn't give a fuck (and doesn't even know Via) act, compared to a character

the show wants us to think gives a fuck and loves Via act

Moxxie couldn't care less about a teen they should rescue, Millie not being able to tell him no (and the joke is idiotic but is the best that we could possibly get in this series)

Loona has no business finding the teen she doesn't even know and telling Blitz off so cutely

"this is the teem work sweetie" blitz said as he forsed hes slave to do hes motherfucking work 💝💝💝💘💘💘 drop dead 😙😙😙

The whole line with Stoliz wasting time at the sitcom just shows that neither of them really gives a fuck about Via. First of all, Blitz has no weapons whatsoever? Cool—going into the human world with essentially your underpants down, to help the daughter of your abuser you really care about, and you end up spending the whole day surrounded by people that could be killed in a span of a minute. Whoah, Blitzo, keep it up. I'm sure your business sucks because Loona is a bad slave—OH, I MEAN WORKER. His whole work is supposed to revolve around going into the human world ALL THE TIME. How the FUCK does he not know what he's doing?

During the time they spend on the sitcome, Via could die 400 times, could be kidnapped 100 times, but ok whatewer hawe fun there. And only one single moment to note happens during the sequence—a part that tells us about Loona's childhood.

She spent it in a kennel, which essentially looks and feels like a prison (which needs a couple individual posts about it). And Blitzo, being the loving dad he is to his daughter that he cares about, chooses to adopt Loona because…because he needs a worker… and because she’s cute… A DAD TO DESIRE.

To analyse the next scene, we need to take note of Loona’s slave background. We see her just walking around like a normal young woman would—my love, 🥺💜 she actually got a chance to do this.

And then she needs to choose between completing her fucking boss’s duties and actually getting some fresh air. FUCK YOU, BLITZ, YOU COULD DIE. Loona—the one who cares again (the only one out of everyone).

just look how my sweetheart looks around in desperation... she is just a baby after all, blitz you know what you should do

Loona was the one to find Via because she was the only one who was searching for her. And the girls have a talk. Now, I think it's worth noting that Loona essentially just victim-blames Via into thinking that her father cares for her. But I don't think that was intentional.

Loona grew up in the kennel — everything we know about the kennel is that it's essentially something like a prison, just to then be put in another prison, to be a slave of the man that calls her his daughter. These are things that could NOT just pass by Loona's psycho health, and it shows.

Of course, to loona, Stolas is a good father because instead of displaying a clear case of abuse, he just don’t give a fuck. So for Loona, it's essentially the best thing that a father could ever be. She didn’t mean to victim-blame Via, she’s just too traumatised herself. She does her best to help, considering that Via is klearly still trying to reach up to her father.

To finish that off

Nothing that speshial just Via beeng protekted by badass woman she in love with 💘💘

Stoliz are trying to hard to not hawe to much fun when there are a teen in danger running around with Grimoire

😃👍

Olivia and her mummys. Aren’t they sweet? QwQ

LOVE THIS LOVE THIS LOVEEE THISSS

the Vi x Gert truthers (BassBreaker, that's the ship name right?) won me over with this ship, Vi deserves a badass Zaunite rebel girl with chill energy who treats her right. In return Gert gets a super devoted protective girlfriend who enjoys her sick tunes and would punch god in the face for her 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

Vi writes poetry and I will die on that hill